Reese Witherspoon is being forced to regurgitate the same interview answers for Elle February 2012. Honestly, the interviewer could have pasted these responses about her divorce, her relationships with her girlfriends, her second marriage, and whatever from just about any interview Witherspoon did last year. It’s more of the same, except somewhere in the middle [...]
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Rachel McAdams Covers Glamour February 2012
Rachel McAdams covers Glamour February 2012 in a flood of My Little Pony pink and doodles from a tween’s dream journal (the hearts, really?) Moreover, it’s a February cover that feels a little prematurely Spring/ Summer with what almost looks like a beach outfit. Well, this is Glamour’s attempt at standing out on a newsstand full [...]
Demi Moore For Harper’s Bazaar February 2012
Demi Moore’s bones cover Harper’s Bazaar February 2012 since they’re in denial and fishing for compliments between the glossy pages. All I have to say is, ‘Lose three pounds, bones, fat is for fatties.’ Oddly, after filing for divorce only weeks ago, this interview seems to be mostly about her body image and the divorce [...]
Kardashians May Launch Tabloid Full Of Shills
I was just catching up on Celebitchy.com when I found this story, so, yeah, sorry for sharing two Kardashian stories back-to-back. According to Page Six, the Kardashians ‘are close to landing a deal with American Media Inc., which owns Star, The National Enquirer [Shape and RadarOnline]… to launch a glossy dedicated to the family.’ Because it’s 2007 [...]
Paris Hilton FHM UK Magazine February 2012
Paris Hilton found another job. So, she’s still employable after being pimp-gamed out of her own career by her former sidekick, Kim Kardashian. Hilton is only posing for random covers at the moment, like Vanity Fair Spain and now FHM UK. It’s like she was banished from the American market, or it’s an admission she can’t [...]
Vanity Fair Magazine Cover For February 2012
Daniel Craig, George Clooney and Matt Damon cover Vanity Fair February 2012 because even VF hedges its bets once in a while (I lost faith when it went through its Tiger Beat Lite phase). I don’t know quite what to make of this cover. It feels like contrived shower nozzle fodder that arrives laminated, for your pleasure. Thus [...]
