Taylor Swift covers Vogue Magazine February 2012 photographed by Mario Testino, as though proof were needed that Miranda Kerr’s breasts have doomed us all. Vogue did Swift a favour by taking the shot right up her nostrils. It makes her more angular than she’s usually capable of being and it ages her well. Moreover, and it looks [...]
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Charlize Theron In W Magazine February 2012
Charlize Theron also covers W February 2012 because Brad Pitt’s eyebrow person does house-calls. Theron’s all dramatic, angular, and posy, with distractingly-dark make-up and distractingly-large accessories. Pitt’s issue is, literally, more laid back with tepid questioning. Theron offers more provocative responses, like her use of boob cutlets and her lack of front teeth until she was [...]
Brad Pitt Covers W Magazine February 2012
Brad Pitt’s 1996 face and ‘bang me’ eyebrows cover W Magazine February 2012 (Charlize Theron also covers, she’s coming up). I think I like this cover, which is odd since dude covers are rarely anything to write home about. The styling and the composition is always half-asleep and drama-free compared to the women’s covers (and [...]
Christina Aguilera Was Too Thin For Burlesque?
Christina Aguilera covers Marie Claire February 2012 in so many layers I have to assume it’s a passive-aggressive slight on the behalf of the stylists. I’m not kidding. That’s how they style Adele and used to style Jennifer Hudson, all that’s missing is a shot of her from the clavicle up. She’s even layered in [...]
Justin Bieber V Magazine Cover & Interview
Justin Bieber covers V’s first Music Issue because Katy Perry’s breasts are getting divorced and the pickings are slim. Honestly, I care not about this cover. Nor do I care about Bieber (I generally forget he exists outside of posts like this and I could only name one song, at a push). However, I glean [...]
Channing Tatum Covers Details February 2012
I thought I’d left Channing Tatum in 2009 along with my Snuggie but he’s not going away. Somehow, dude keeps getting cast. He’s cropped out of the G.I. Joe sequel trailer because of some dispute over his promotional duties for Magic Mike and he’s currently promoting the movie in which he co-stars with Rachel McAdams, The [...]
