Kris Jenner tanked the glorified shill fanzine that threatened to rob you of about tree-fiddy every time you innocently looked for gum in the grocery line. You should get down on your peasant knees and kiss Jenner’s pimp cane because her narcissism/ control issues allegedly lost the deal that would have landed a Kardashian-only tabloid. Page Six [...]
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Michael Fassbender Shirtless Magazine Cover
Michael Fassbender covers The Hollywood Reporter shirtless, about which I’m paying lip service because I gather about three of you are totally wet for him and I’m a giver. Interview below discussing how he’ll buy you new panties and breakfast in the morning, if you’ll make the bed. He also discusses upcoming Steven Soderbergh movie [...]
Neil Patrick Harris Out Magazine Love Issue
Neil Patrick Harris and partner David Burtka cover Out Magazine’s Love Issue, because it takes more than kitten videos on YouTube to warm my long-blackened charcoal heart. Honestly though, I’ve been staring at these photos for a while since they’re just so touching, intimate, and captivating. They’re arresting and I love this spread. LOVE. There’s [...]
Mark Wahlberg Sorry For Being A Complete D**k
Mark Wahlberg is pretending to be sorry about the 9/11 comment made in Men’s Journal that outraged everyone from the casual observer to a 9/11 widow, even though it further served to make people forget he spent the whole of his teens racially-harassing and physically-assaulting any non-White people in his neighbourhood ending with him partially-blinding a man [...]
What In The Actual F**k Is This Allure Cover?
Can this prematurely take the award for Worst Cover of 2012, only 17-days in? Someone touched Zooey Deschanel’s boob then snapped a reaction shot for the February cover of Allure. I mean, really. Her voice is like smokers’ hell, all grating and hipster. But she’s still Katy Perry’s almost-sister from a father with a lot [...]
Michelle Williams Is Posing In Underwear Now
Promoting her Golden Globe-winning turn in My Week With Marilyn, declared a ‘hilarious comedy’ by Seth Rogan in between boner jokes, here’s Michelle Williams posing for GQ February 2012. The shoot’s an oddity, including the mangled copy pasta of her boobs/ bra on the cover. It’s like, botched MS Paint on a cover again. Ignoring [...]
