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Olivia Wilde Resents You For Making Her Sext

Olivia Wilde covers the August issue of Nylon in denim-on-denim because that’s how dedicated are Nylon to producing ugly covers. Wilde is promoting that goofy movie about two things that should never be on-screen together (I’m loathe to speak its name). But that’s why she’s on the promotional trail; shilling her failed marriage and her breasts, because those are the only interesting things about her. In the issue, Wilde explains that dating’s totes hard now that you have to update your Facebook relationship status in a timely manner and sext your love in the form of taint photos (she’s never dated as an adult, she married at 18).

‘Dating is new to me.’ She says it has especially hard in the modern world, where much communication is done via cell phones and email. ‘I see the whole thing like someone who’s been in a coma and I’ve come out like, ‘Wait, people text message? They text love? How do you text about love?’ she said. In the interview, Wilde also insists she has put on a few pounds since her marriage ended, saying her ‘fat jeans’ are now not so loose any more. ‘I got a divorce and self medicated with food. But I figure that’s better than self-medicating with crack cocaine.’ [Nylon via Daily Mail]

There are a bunch of photos and outtakes added from her Nylon shoot below.

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Kristin Cavallari Wearing White Wedding Dresses

Kristin Cavallari posed in a series of wedding gowns for Lies&Style two days before her fiance dumped her and threw a b**ch-fit at his friends on Facebook for Internet high-fiving his decision to leave. In what would be humiliating if it didn’t feel so staged, Cavallari posed in Mon Cheri Bridals and Anne Bowen gowns and talked about wanting ‘a romantic, mystical wedding, with lots of flowers.’ In the same piece, sources talk about the reasons the couple broke up. Surprise, surprise, her fame-whoring got her dumped. ‘When it became clear that Kristin had no intention of giving up her career in entertainment, Jay broke up with her,’ claims L&S. She was also not happy to use her vagina as a clown car. ‘Jay’s family was pushing Kristin to get pregnant immediately,’ said a source. ‘Kristin knows she’s too young for kids right now… Kristin loved Jay. She is devastated.’

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Photo Of Emma Bunton’s Baby Tate Lee Jones

The first photo of Emma Bunton’s son, Tate Lee Jones, is above as it will appear in the UK’s Hello! magazine. Bunton gave birth to her 7 lbs son on May 6, in case you’re wondering how he got so big already. This is Bunton’s son with her boyfriend of 11-years who only just bothered proposing after a decade and their second kid. There’s an interview to go along with the photo, but it’s mostly about her interactions with Victoria Beckham, who gave birth earlier this month (leaving Melanie Brown as the only pregnant Spice Girl). ‘As soon as [Victoria and I] can possibly meet up, we will,’ Bunton told the magazine. ‘But for the moment we’re making do with emails.’ She continued, ‘We’ve been swapping bits of advice and photos and sharing our excitement… The first bouquets through the door were from Victoria, Geri [Halliwell] and Mel C. They came with little notes and that is always special to me, to get those from the girls. The relationship we girls have will always be special. Now our kids are friends too and as they grow, it will be wonderful to watch them all and the different stages in their lives.’

Megan Fox’s Panties In Elle China Magazine

Megan Fox does things such as examine her taint in the mirror (there’s probably another mirror behind her) and paint her toenails while sitting in the bath in her underwear, in Elle China. I’m going to assume this is supposed to be sexually-suggestive or alluring, but I just really want to know where I can buy those panties. They’re cute. It’s times like this it would be handy to have a penis, no? I could type with it as I Google ‘Megan’s panties are cute, right?’ on my cell.

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Dame Helen Mirren Wearing A Flag For Esquire

Evidently, Esquire can get anyone to do anything. I don’t think this is the first time Dame Helen Mirren has effectively gone nude in a photo shoot. But this is quite something. For the issue of Esquire covered by Daniel Craig, Mirren disrobes and covers her dirty pillows with a flag. It’s a little weird for me, I don’t know. I think it’s her body language. The shoot’s saying ‘Tits, or GTFO,’ her face is saying ‘I was just running to the bathroom to pee, brb.’ She looks uncomfortable.

Penelope Cruz Is A Sexy Waitress For V Magazine

Penelope Cruz covers V dressed as the sexiest help on your staff. Or maybe busboys wear Ralph Lauren suits, I don’t know. Whatever. She’s on the cover, as photographed by Mert & Marcus in a visually-stunning shoot. It’s actually really pretty to look at, beyond the slightly-goofy styling. I like the saturation of colour and the understated poses; she’s not a try-hard, and it’s refreshing. Her interview’s a little samey, but the person asking the questions seems more limited than she. Let’s talk about motherhood and Johnny Depp, shall we?

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