Jessica Alba and her two baby girls are in OK! UK this week. This would be the first picture of Alba’s girls together and the first public photo of her newborn ever. Haven Garner Warren was born six-weeks-ago. I like this photo, since neither girl gives a f**k. Honor Marie Warren, 3, is sticking out her tongue and her baby sister is looking off camera as though looking directly into the camera while breaking wind would be gauche. Alba shares, perhaps a little too much, in her OK! magazine interview. There’s nothing in there about Push Poops ™ but we do get some very graphic details about her delivery in amongst the usual fawning over her baby. ‘Love at first sight,’ said Alba of giving birth again. ‘It did take a couple of days for it to sink in that I have another baby!’ She adds, with arresting nonchalance, ‘When I delivered Haven she was born still inside the amniotic sac, which is rare. The doctor grabbed the nurse and said: ‘Look at this!’ I was in the middle of pushing and he told me to hold on a minute and not to push! He was wearing basketball shorts and a T-shirt and said: ‘Oh I have to get my scrubs on for this!’ The sac burst on its own after she came out. It was a trip. When I was in recovery we still hadn’t chosen her name. Cash picked her up and said she came into the world in her ’safe haven’ and it clicked right then for both of us.’
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Demi Moore To Divorce Cheater Ashton Kutcher?
Star Magazine’s cover this Wednesday claims the marriage of Demi Moore, 48, to Ashton Kutcher, 33, is over because she’s tired of him sleeping with randoms.
The latest alleged sidepiece was outed on TheDirty.com when a supposed friend of the woman recounted how Kutcher cheated. She wanted $250,000 for full details of the story. Kutcher and Moore haven’t been together much on red carpets since June, as of today they haven’t addressed the scandal on Twitter and they’ve stopped TwitPic’ing photos of each other. They basically stopped being so sickly sweet on Twitter and staging ‘happy’ photos. There are rumblings that the silence over the last 24 hours, specifically, gives them time to prepare some kind of divorce announcement and get lawyers involved to split their estate. IDK. RadarOnline.com claims the alleged sidepiece hired a lawyer, I’m guessing Gloria Allred, and then she went into hiding, ‘She is due to meet with an attorney [Tuesday]. She is freaking out.’ In an update, RadarOnline offers some more snippets from the Star cover story, ‘World Exclusive: It’s Over! Demi & Ashton’s $290 million divorce!’ The couple has reportedly been living apart for some time with Kutcher in L.A filming Two And A Half Men and Moore in NYC for Magic Mike, they’re 100% over, and instead of celebrating his September 24 sixth wedding anniversary, ‘[Kutcher] spent last Friday flirting with scantily-clad women at Fluxx nightclub in San Diego… Ashton didn’t look like someone who was celebrating a wedding anniversary.’ A source tells Star, ‘It was definitely a long time coming, but they’re finally done for good. Ashton was a serial cheater, and Demi just couldn’t take it anymore. She didn’t deserve to live that way. It’s a painful time for Demi.’ Kutcher reportedly flirted with 23-year-old Sara Leal after meeting at the Fluxx nightclub on September 23. They allegedly had sex at the Hard Rock Hotel, where he told her he and Moore were, ‘separated, but the public just didn’t know yet.’ Adds a source of the supposed split , ‘Demi’s finally ready to move on after all these years because she’s sick of feeling like she can’t trust Ashton. Especially as his star continues to rise with Two and a Half Men, he’s become really vague about where… and with whom… he spends his time.’
Katy Perry Is Full Of Unicorns And Care Bears
That’s a direct quote, proving I’m not the only person who strings together random nouns and adjectives and calls the result a ‘sentence.’ Katy Perry covered the October 2011 issue of InStyle with hair that resembled a home dye job most of the Summer. It’s since been tidied up and the consistency/ vibrancy of the colour has been corrected from its former washed-out state. It looks better solid pink than the washed-out pink she did herself, right? I like it better anyway. It’s a mess, but at least it’s a professional-looking mess. Anyway, she tells the magazine she’s mostly a nice girl: ‘I am full of unicorns and Care Bears 99 percent of the time, but don’t open Pandora’s Box of that other 1 percent…’
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Baby Madison Brown Belafonte Photos In Hello!
Former Spice Girl Melanie Brown birthed her third daughter by a third different father earlier this month. The latest being with husband Stephen Belafonte, the previous being with her first money-hungry husband, Jimmy Gulzar, and another with Eddie Murphy (who assumes no parental responsibility). The mother of baby Madison Brown Belafonte admits her mistakes in Hello! Magazine for whom she poses on the cover. ‘Ideally you want to have your loving partner who you’ve created this baby with by your side throughout everything, and in Angel and Phoenix’s cases, that wasn’t the set up,’ she told Hello! ‘I had a rocky marriage with Phoenix’s dad. The relationship with Angel’s dad, Eddie, was over halfway through the pregnancy, and I had to suck it up and get on with it. This time I’ve done it with my partner; someone to come to every prenatal appointment with me, to get excited by every scan and it feels like I’ve finally done it right.’
So, Jennifer Aniston Leeches Off Brangelina?
Jennifer Aniston just can’t catch a break after six years of throwing Brad Pitt under the bus to shill her fail-comedies. These latest remarks come from the pages of Vanity Fair, with whom Angelina Jolie just did a cover interview. Favouring their subject, and taking sides, the editor makes the following comment in the print edition of the magazine: ‘You can’t go 15 minutes in Angie World without a hint of Aniston, who lingers like a sad spook, the girl bested and left behind.’ I actually agree. And Aniston did this to herself, name-dropping Pitt too many times to mention whenever she felt it would benefit her box office. But is it out of line for Vanity Fair to editorialize in this way? Is Aniston just a leech?
Brad Pitt Explains Jennifer Aniston Comment
I posted Brad Pitt’s Parade Magazine interview and the unanimous reaction from you guys was that Pitt should stick to his inside voice when it comes to Jennifer Aniston. Pitt described his marriage to Aniston using a series of clumsy words like ‘pathetic,’ not interesting,’ and ‘pretend.’ He pretty much threw her and their whole half-decade marriage under the bus. Aniston has done the same to him, over and over, basically mocking him and/ or shilling their marriage that ended six years ago. The first notable time Pitt does the same he’s backed into a corner and we get some kind of retraction. I’m reading this as a retraction anyway. He told Parade, ‘I spent the ‘90s trying to hide out, trying to duck the full celebrity cacophony. I started to get sick of myself sitting on a couch, holding a joint, hiding out. It started feeling pathetic. It became very clear to me that I was intent on trying to find a movie about an interesting life, but I wasn’t living an interesting life myself. I think that my marriage had something to do with it. Trying to pretend the marriage was something that it wasn’t.’ Today, he issued a statement, ‘It grieves me that this was interpreted this way. Jen is an incredibly giving, loving, and hilarious woman who remains my friend. It is an important relationship I value greatly. The point I was trying to make is not that Jen was dull, but that I was becoming dull to myself and that, I am responsible for.’





