Shia LaBeouf covers Details August 2011. I like the cover, even though it screams ‘Jump in, dudebro.’ It’s like he’s sitting in the bastard child of Bumblebee and a taxi cab while sex-staring the photographer into submission. Very recently, the entire cast and crew of Transformers ganged up on Megan Fox to call out her [...]
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Emma Stone’s Cute Retro Bikini For Vanity Fair
Emma Stone covers Vanity Fair August 2011, photographed by Patrick Demarchelier in St. Barths, looking like Lindsay Lohan would have but for the crack shenanigans and the drinking problem. Which will come as no placation whatsoever to the people who just learned that, in all likelihood, Lohan will cover the September 2011 issue. Stone is [...]
Mila Kunis Wore The Fifth-Fanciest Tablecloth
I’ve been counting these, in ascending order, for the sake of my own amusement. After a whole day of counting the awful, ill-fitting outfits, crafted from grandma’s fanciest tablecloths, we’re on to number five. The fifth tablecloth is salmon colour Lanvin worn by Mila Kunis for the August 2011 Flare cover. Yes, we’re already on [...]
Vanity Fair Still Has Poor Taste In Cover Girls
It is being rumoured that Lindsay Lohan will cover the September 2011 issue of Vanity Fair. According to Page Six, Lohan already shot her spread for Vanity Fair, last weekend, while on house arrest. We’ve already done this before, for the cover on which she had to hide her last SCRAM bracelet. And she spoke [...]
Katy Perry Admits She Can’t See Her Own Feet
Katy Perry covers Rolling Stone, for a second time, for the double Summer issue. This time, she’s under the harsh glare of Uncle Terry’s molester lens. I don’t know what’s going on with that bra. I think it’s supposed to be a Hershey’s Kisses bra. Which would mean we’re supposed to kiss her dirty pillows. [...]
Audrina Patridge’s Bolt-Ons Look Shaved Down
For the July 2011 cover of Shape, Audrina Patridge’s tamed dirty pillows fill out a blue bikini. She looks cute on the cover; less leathery and hard-faced than in recent vacation photos. Explaining why she’s always in a bikini, Patridge says she’s always been around the water. ‘I practically grew up in the water,’ she [...]
