Explaining that model and musician friends would stay thin by taking drugs or simply starving themselves, Lily Allen tells Elle UK August 2011 how she would try to compete. There’s more from her interview below along with more photos from her shoot. I’m pretty sure Allen’s decided not to be famous anymore, but the newly-married [...]
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Emma Watson Is Really Hard To See, Right?
Emma Watson covers Harper’s Bazaar UK August 2011. The magazine decided that a lens flare right next to Watson’s face would be a great look for their newsstand cover. I can’t even see the girl’s face. Underneath the moronic use of lighting, I think Watson looks pretty. I can just about make out freckles, which [...]
Olivia Wilde Borrowed A Wig From Kim Zolciak
Well, more specifically, Los Angeles Times Magazine borrowed one of Kim Zolciak’s silkiest weaves for their new cover. Here’s Olivia Wilde, wearing a wig buffed to a high shine in which you can see your face. The 27-year-old, who’s being linked from everyone from Jake Gyllenhaal, to Bradley Cooper, to Justin Timberlake found time in [...]
The First Photo Of Alicia Silverstone’s Son
Because one baby cluttering up the homepage isn’t enough, here’s another photo of what, for all I know, is the same kid. Like, there’s really only one baby in the whole of Hollywood and the women are just posing with him for the magazine shoots. I do think whomever’s kid this is looks cuter than [...]
Kim Zolciak And Baby With An Unoriginal Name
Kim Zolciak birthed a shrunken version of the dude who knocked her up in the first place, I think. Zolciak gave birth last month and confirmed the arrival of baby son Kroy Jagger Biermann, son of Kroy Biermann. Zolciak spit-shined her finest acrylic wig and posed without her boyfriend. She looks healthy, as does the [...]
Christina Hendricks Can’t Fit Into Swimsuits
The Dirty Comforters ™ of Christina Hendricks will never be contained by your feeble, human swimsuits. But I guess that’s the cost you pay for having preternaturally large breasts that often appear to be several times larger than your head. In the most amusing first world problem since Eva Mendes bemoaned being too sexy, today [...]
