My title is full of lies because I’m hoping that Paris Hilton sees this, is tricked into thinking her staged flop show made her relevant again, and she stops trying. She’s belatedly promoting a show people pretty much stopped talking about after its debut. I watched some, skipping the parts with even less-relevant friends who’re [...]
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Megan Fox Cried After Shia LaBeouf Scandal?
It’s being claimed by a source that Megan Fox was in tears over the confession of Shia LaBeouf that they slept together. LaBeouf shared his penis’ travels in the same interview in which he was called a ‘f**king idiot’ by Harrison Ford. Giving away information I don’t even think the person asking thought he’d be dumb [...]
Miranda Kerr Feared She’d Die During Childbirth
Miranda Kerr has given some… intense… quotes about the birth of son Flynn Bloom, in the August 2011 issue of InStyle Australia. When I first heard about her giving birth naturally, being on a health trip, I assumed this pretty much; that she literally must have been in unforgettable agony. She told the magazine the [...]
Sarah Jessica Parker Covers Vogue August 2011
Sarah Jessica Parker will cover the Vogue issue that precedes Kate Moss’ September wedding issue. Parker covers American Vogue for August 2011 in what I’m going to blithely assume, being too tired to look right now, is promotion for that movie in which she basically plays Miranda from Sex & the City in a knock-off [...]
Audrina Patridge Is A Fan Of Old-Timey Murders
Here’s Audrina Patridge in FHM UK August 2011. For the sake of my own amusement, I watched some of her titular reality show. I skipped parts of each episode out of boredom and I’m not sure that I watched every episode. It was poorly-staged, scripted and acted and the family drama was tame and rather [...]
Daniel Craig Swears Through Esquire Interview
Daniel Craig covers Esquire August. Pretty much, he just s**ts expletives all over his profile. I’m not kidding. Asked about his launch to international stardom in the Bond franchise, he bemoans the lack of work and attention that preceded it. He’s pretty much dour as any other steadily-working actor who becomes famous decades into their [...]
