Penelope Cruz covers V dressed as the sexiest help on your staff. Or maybe busboys wear Ralph Lauren suits, I don’t know. Whatever. She’s on the cover, as photographed by Mert & Marcus in a visually-stunning shoot. It’s actually really pretty to look at, beyond the slightly-goofy styling. I like the saturation of colour and [...]
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Plum Calls Lindsay ™ A Duplicitous Narcissist
Plum Miami, the magazine with whom Lindsay Lohan did a photo shoot and was supposed to do an interview a few weeks ago, has released some teasers for their article. I wasn’t expecting too much anyway, as Lohan was braless the whole shoot and alternated between flashing her T&A. Turns out, that was all she [...]
Katie Holmes Wasn’t Trying To Freeze Out Suri
Skynet Holmes wasn’t trying to harm her daughter in dragging her around the streets of New York. She was humouring a toddler who didn’t want to wear a coat; knowing that, inevitably, she’d get cold and ask for the coat back on her own. I like Holmes for giving this interview. It’s years late, but [...]
Jessica Alba Bemoans Post-Baby Body In Allure
Jessica Alba is complaining about things. I, for one, am shocked. Alba covers the August 2011 issue of Allure. It’s an odd cover in its composition; from the choice of garment to the make-up. I don’t know. Something about the cover’s just off to me. And she’s been lightly misted with glitter and lies. Alba [...]
Mila Kunis Covers GQ August 2011 In Her Panties
Because talent and faking a series of orgasms to the sound of Justin Timberlake’s intolerable voice isn’t enough to please people these days, Mila Kunis covers the August 2011 GQ in her panties. I don’t know. I like her and the fact that she had such a non-reaction to being pimped by Justin Timberlake makes [...]
Sarah Jessica Parker’s Vogue Cover Came Out
A preview of the Sarah Jessica Parker Vogue August 2011 cover leaked yesterday. It was a pretty underwhelming CRTL C+ CTRL V of a previous Mario Testino cover she’d done with them. Well, the cover’s been officially released and it’s above. It’s a lot better than this cover, sure. But, I don’t know. And that [...]
