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Jennifer Lopez & Cameron Diaz Cover Redbook

May 8th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Jennifer Lopez’s 1.0 face, Cameron Diaz’s 2.0 face, and the remaining cast of What To Expect When You’re Expecting cover Redbook. Brooklyn Decker, Anna Kendrick and Elizabeth Banks also wear coordinating insipid colours for the Ruven Afanador shoot. With this being a baby movie, the cast is asked about baby-making. And Diaz  is asked, and not for the first time, about arbitrarily pushing a baby thing out to placate the womb police. Asked ‘WHY WON’T YOU BREEEEED!?’ She replies: ‘It’s not what I’ve wanted out of my life thus far… There’s a box people put themselves in, and when you [live] outside of it, that makes them uncomfortable; they have to look at themselves and question their own choices.’ Pretty much my reply if/ when the womb police pull me over to  check my papers.

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First Photo Of Jack Osbourne’s Daughter Pearl

May 7th, 2012
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This is the first photo of newborn Pearl Osbourne shared with Hello Magazine who broke the news of the birth on Twitter. Jack Osbourne is shown with his mother and fiancee, with whom he was only in a relationship for 12-weeks before she became pregnant. And in his interview, the 25-year-old revealed he wasn’t overly thrilled about his gorgeous little oops because he’d not know the mother that long: ‘I think I responded with ‘that’s interesting.’ What do you say? If we’d been trying for two years, of course you’d be like ‘awesome’. But we met in May and found out in August. I told Lisa: ‘you need to give me a week to really take this in’. I had that time to get my head around the whole situation.’ In other baby news, Peaches Geldof made her first outing with baby Astala. And Nicole Kidman is below on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar Australia with baby Faith.

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Tara Reid: Asking About My Past Is Like Bullying

May 7th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Here’s Tara Reid’s beef jerky stomach and stapled bolt-ons, for the cover of the UK’s Loaded June 2012. The 36-year-old did a bikini cover for which Loaded decided not to Photoshop too much because ‘people paid for jerky, they’re going to get jerky.’ Her face looks good, except for the photos where it’s sagging too and she looks like Courtney Love in profile. The rest looks like it was pasted in from her old Playboy shoot. There’s also a hilarious interview, in which she says being a drunk isn’t a crime and you’re not allowed to ask any questions about her f**k-ups because asking people about things they did is tantamount to bullying.

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No, Anna Paquin Isn’t Going To Fix Her Teeth

May 4th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Anna Paquin covers Zooey’s April/May 2012 issue, promoting a season of True Blood where we’re denied Fat Sookie (think Mad Men’s momentarily Fat Betty) because Paquin fell pregnant towards the end of filming. This shoot took place shortly before announcing the pregnancy, which means the stylists were the first ones to learn of the baby vamp consuming its mother from the inside out. During the interview, the 29-year-old talks about her bisexuality and explains why she won’t be fixing her teeth or getting plastic surgery. Interview and shoot below.

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No Divorce Allowed In The Family Brothel

May 3rd, 2012
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Probably compelled to remain married for the same reason she’s been compelled to put on hiatus a show she seems to want cancelled, Khloe Kardashian covers People Magazine because Jessica Simpson had the bad manners to deliver two days too late to make any of this week’s front covers. Instead, the Kardashians cover all but one of the weekly tabloids. In any case, Kardashian offers the ‘exclusive’ of the same banal soundbites she’s been sharing with everyone else all year about marriage, the spin-off, and making babies: ‘I’m a modern girl, but you should put your husband first. I like to think divorce is not an option. I’m definitely [Lamar's] cheerleader.’ Asked about baby-making plans, she continued: ‘We’re trying, but I’m not writing down my ovulation dates or anything. We’re just not using any birth control,’ because birth control is for humans, silly billy.

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Ke$ha Covers V Magazine’s Americana Issue

May 3rd, 2012
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Ke$ha covers V Magazine Americana issue for the same reason she posted a photo peeing in the street a few days ago, she’s shilling her new album with the power of urine because Kim Kardashian left a gap in the market with the failure of Jam (Turn It Up). The power of tinkles compels me to post these photos of Ke$ha wearing a Dsquared American flag dress and matching smeared face paint, along with excerpts from an interview about being pop’s ‘dirty little sister’ because she doesn’t wash her hands after. Shoot and second cover below.

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