The exact dimensions of Sofia Vergara’s spice rack were mentioned on the cover of Allure last year because you’ve got to make use of that little measuring tape while still inside Ikea or none of your stuff is going to fit. According to Vergara, her rack is 32F and I only know that because she’s mentioned it in three consecutive interviews now including this Cosmo cover and her Vogue interview which means she’s basically the only one who measures properly.
I had forgotten that Reese Witherspoon had a baby and gave that baby a stupid name (Tennessee Toth) long before she co-signed her husband’s drink-driving. But she had one of those baby things and the baby thing could easily have become an orphan if its mother and father had been killed while Jim Toth was operating a vehicle while drunk off his ass. Witherspoon talks about her motherhood, again, in RED Magazine UK June 2013, explaining she’s not your friend anymore because babies make you forget to call people back.
Last week, I joked that Miley Cyrus was exposing herself in public as a cry for help every Sunday because that’s the day Fat Betty is on television. It happened last Sunday and I guess I’ve become a wizard because it’s the weekend again and here she is on the cover of Elle UK June 2013 where she is ‘free-boobing’… a name you guys came up with and it is your gift to the world. Inside the issue, Cyrus talks as though she’s still marrying Fat Betty’s Sloppy Seconds even though her own father and future in laws have publicly admitted to not knowing the wedding date nor whether the couple intends to get married at all.
Amanda Seyfried is telling the truth about Lindsay Lohan in the new issue of Allure.
“She’s talented.” A pause. “Was.” Another pause. “I mean, I don’t know…. She was so bright-eyed.” - Amanda Seyfried talking about Mean Girls co-star Lindsay Lohan with whom she worked in 2004.
Not needing a bra to support her chest because she believes in herself, here’s Mad Men and Community’s Alison Brie, 30, wearing nothing but a jacket for Esquire Magazine May 2013. More photos of Alison Brie in Esquire below.
Only yesterday did ’3D printed Beyonce’ promote bikinis you could only fit into with Photoshop. But you’re not going to fit into any bikini without Photoshop if the latest cover of SELF Magazine is to be believed. Inspiring you to create a smaller 3D printed version of yourself, Kelly Osbourne explains how she’s still 70 lbs thinner. ’[I figured] out there is no such thing as perfection,’ she explained. ’If I had known that earlier, I wouldn’t have been such a f**k up. The only thing I can be is me. I’m not perfect. I make mistakes. And my body is not perfect, either, but I love it. It will never be perfect but I do not want it to be. That’s so boring!’ Photos from Osbourne’s shoot below.
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