In more baby news that never happened, this week’s Star is increasingly-committed to its yarn that Jennifer Aniston’s womb is ‘Ocupadas’ with what they’re probably going to reveal is Brad Pitt’s frozen sperm baby in a twist directed by M. Night Shyamalan the same magazine used already. Star is claiming as fact, without relying on the rewording [...]
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Kourtney Kardashian Expecting A Baby Girl?
Because there’s a 50/50 chance that they’re right and even if they’re not no one will remember by the time the baby comes, Life & Style claims Kourtney Kardashian is expecting a daughter with Scott Disick. In a longer story about Kardashian being preggo and alone, the tabloid claims that she and Disick stopped having [...]
Don’t Say Christina Aguilera Isn’t Latina Enough
Christina Aguilera appears really insecure about her heritage. As in, the way in which she addresses her background. It’s like she’s always overcompensating. One would think the point would be moot and wouldn’t need addressing. However, she’s always dropping her ethnicity into anecdotes and it feels tacked on. Like when a source recently said of [...]
Jennifer Aniston Covers InStyle March 2012
Jennifer Aniston covers InStyle March 2012 as she’s on the promotional trail for Wanderlust co-starring boyfriend Justin Theroux. This despite tabloid claims she’d give it a miss because she’s supposedly six-months preggo with twins (she’s not pregnant, nor is Angelina Jolie). She’s not taking another opportunity to slap down the baby rumours. Since it’s too [...]
Eva Mendes Covers Marie Claire March 2012
Eva Mendes covers Marie Claire March 2012 of which this is a preview (hence, no interview). I WTF-ed at this cover since it’s so horrible. It’s just unflattering. I hate the big hair. I hate how much they messed with her face. I hate the sloppy Photoshop on both arms. The whole cover’s jacked. Mendes [...]
Reese Witherspoon Glamour UK March 2012
Reese Witherspoon covers the British edition of Glamour in March 2012 with another laboured, twee shoot and interview. In the interview, because she’s past her 20s and it’s a stock question for anyone ageing out, Witherspoon is asked about cosmetic surgery. The interviewer missed a trick by not asking Witherspoon to elaborate, considering the actress [...]
