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Madonna is the face, arms, and thighs-of-death for Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010. The photos can be seen in the print version of the new Italian Vanity Fair.

The mother of four took a brief pause after being dropped, like carb-bloat at Lindsay Lohan’s house, from the Louis Vuitton campaign. As horrific as the LV advertisements were, they were better and more original than this boring ass shish. There are several photos, which show the singer doing her dishes, eating her lunch, and picking her crack. It would be more honest of them to just admit that they broke into her house, unannounced, and started snapping away. One assumes they then sloped off, after taking the shots, to sprinkle them with the classy-black-and-whites (to make it look more sessy and less YAWN-some).

The remaining two photos can be found below, if you can stand the excitement.

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Madonna has been dropped by purse-pimps Louis Vuitton. The luxury brand dropped the singer in favour of a younger model. By younger, I assume they mean cheaper. This bish whoring out your bags with her bendy, bendy old lady legs wrapped around her head can’t have come cheap.

Louis Vuitton’s spokesho confirmed to a bunch of confused people that LV would be using someone else’s crotch to promote their line of handbags. Madonna was persuaded by her friend, the label’s creative director Marc Jacobs, to become the brand figurehead. She starred in two much-talked about campaigns, both of which looked like her album covers but with her wearing heavily-branded panties.

Lara Stone, the 25-year-old girlfriend of British comic David Walliams, will be the face for the label’s Spring/ Summer 2010 promotional campaign.

Further photos from one of the two Madonna Louis Vuitton campaigns.

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