The man best known for being the piece of much abused eye-candy, who was ravaged by Madonna in W magazine, Jesus Luz, is said to be converting to Kabbalah [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Luz’s ageing squeeze is very known and active in the new age religion and he is reportedly keen to follow suit. The Brazilian model is [...]
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Madonna’s Rumoured Man Joins Kabbalah
Madonna Back With Alex Rodriguez
Madonna is still reportedly having her ”affair of the heart” with Alex Rodriguez [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
And by ”affair of the heart”, I of course actually mean, “affair of the vagina”… but I like to leave certain things to my reader’s imagination. Madonna and her roid vadge are apparently still in love with the hunka hunka burnin’ love [...]
Madonna Didn’t Get Screwed Out Of $600 Million
FINALLY – all the hair-pulling and eye-poking can stop – Madonna and Guy Rich Tea (my favourite brand of biscuit) have reached a divorce settlement [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Guy will be walking away from the marriage with NONE of Madonna’s $600 million fortune – BY CHOICE!
Let us examine this for one moment… Guy Rich Tea [...]
Cheeto & Asshat Were On Stage With Madonna, But NOT Together
*Sigh*
I was all set to pack up my ish and move to the US with you guys, but those mother-effers just poked a huge hole in my plans!
My dreams of live-blogging Cheeto Spears and Asshat Timberlake taking stage with The Vadge and then getting bored and just screwing again for old times sake, are over [...]
Vadge, Cheeto & Asshat, Together At Last
I’m so excited right now that I am thinking of emigration over to the US to take FULL advantage of this latest pop-development… Madonna is bringing Brit Brit and Justin together on stage, for her tour.
According to reports, Madge ‘The Vadge’, Cheeto Spears and Asshat Timberlake will all be performing together TONIGHT in Madonna’s Sticky [...]
