Oh, I hope so… the sinful, blasphemous puns just write themselves don’t they!
The rumour mill is in overdrive today, after word that roid-vag Madge and her Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz may be stepping out as a couple for the first time at the Oscars.
“Madonna and Jesus have spent all week planning their outfits for [...]
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Will Madonna & Jesus Attend The Oscars?
Madonna’s Rumoured Man Joins Kabbalah
The man best known for being the piece of much abused eye-candy, who was ravaged by Madonna in W magazine, Jesus Luz, is said to be converting to Kabbalah [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Luz’s ageing squeeze is very known and active in the new age religion and he is reportedly keen to follow suit. The Brazilian model is [...]
Madonna Back With Alex Rodriguez
Madonna is still reportedly having her ”affair of the heart” with Alex Rodriguez [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
And by ”affair of the heart”, I of course actually mean, “affair of the vagina”… but I like to leave certain things to my reader’s imagination. Madonna and her roid vadge are apparently still in love with the hunka hunka burnin’ love [...]
Fug-Off: Mischa Vs. Madonna
Before I begin to write, please join me in a collective SIGH… *sigh* [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
The opportunity for the FUGLIEST FUG-OFF that I have seen so far is TOO GOOD to miss!!! (note – I am so excited about the opportunity to spit venom about the orgasmic levels of FUG in these outfits, that [...]
Madonna Didn’t Get Screwed Out Of $600 Million
FINALLY – all the hair-pulling and eye-poking can stop – Madonna and Guy Rich Tea (my favourite brand of biscuit) have reached a divorce settlement [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Guy will be walking away from the marriage with NONE of Madonna’s $600 million fortune – BY CHOICE!
Let us examine this for one moment… Guy Rich Tea [...]
