Madonna is still trying to make W.E. happen. W.E. was the movie she promoted with screenings at the Toronto International Film Festival, during which time she hurt the feelings of flowers and special snowflakes everywhere. So, here are eight photos of Madonna’s 7.0 face and ‘This’ll do,’ black-on-black Roberto Cavalli at another screening, hosted by [...]
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True Fans Wouldn’t Bootleg Madonna!!!!!!!!
That’s the number of exclamation points Madonna’s manager used when whining about his team springing a leak and a track from the singer’s unfinished album leaking online. Because that’s the number of exclamation points that indicates srs bsns. And letting fans know you mean srs bsns is a great way to get them to stop [...]
Madonna Harper’s Bazaar Cover December 2011
Madonna’s is on the promotional trail for new music that’s already leaking online (she’s basically promoting a bunch of illegal downloads at this point). She covers Harper’s Bazaar with actress Andrea Riseborough. Madonna’s interview is below.
Face The Wall And Do Not Look At Madonna!!!
THAT’S AN ORDER YELLED WITH THE FORCE OF A GOOP EDICT. I wouldn’t believe this story, but it nicely bookends a week of passive-aggression toward inanimate objects and terse comments directed at randoms. First Madonna was mean about the hydrangeas thing. Then her rep gave the world’s most ludicrous explanation, saying, ‘The hydrangea incident is [...]
And Then Madonna Killed All The Hydrangeas…
Madonna spent the whole of last week being catty to Lady Caca and barring that she was left being mean to inanimate objects when a reporter handed her a bunch of flowers of which she did not approve. Asked WTF Madonna’s problem was with hydrangeas, Madonna’s ridiculous rep Liz Rosenberg strung the following ludicrous passive-aggressive words [...]
Madonna Defends Her Right To Hate Hydrangeas
Madonna went to ground as her people cleaned up the mess from the 2011 Hydrangea Massacre. In what was possibly the funniest video I’ve ever seen, Madonna passive-aggressively mocked a reporter who handed her a bunch of flowers. BECAUSE F**K HIM, THAT’S WHY. Realising their client is Madonna, her rep responded as follows: ‘She’s entitled [...]
