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Since it seems that Madonna and her soon-to-be-ex, Guy Ritchie cannot settle their pending divorce like civilised adults, who wants to pull up a chair and watch them eye-poke and pull at each others hair? [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

During her Boston concert, last night, before performing her song “Miles Away”, Madonna gave Rich Tea and EPIC verbal-bitch-slap, by saying:

“This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. I know I do.”

Who, over the age of about seven, talks like that, for sh*ts sake?

Who, when they break up with someone, actually smack-talks and cusses them out like that, in public?

You know, you would think a 50 year-old disco granny, who struggles to complete a concert with her legs closed the entire time, would have a modicum more dignity about herself!

In other news, according to reports, Rich Tea stands to rake in as much as $200 million, of Madonna’s estimated $521 million fortune.

According to the NYDN:

Madonna didn’t make Guy Ritchie sign a prenuptial agreement – and now he’s going after a chunk of her massive fortune.

The Sun (one-half of the Gossip Super Friends, so you know they don’t play dat) refute the above, by saying:

Guy has told lawyers he wants “not one penny” of her estimated £300million fortune.

The amount awarded largely depends on how much Guy is intent on getting, where the divore is filed (London or New York) and whom he chooses as his divorce lawyer.

Word is that Madge has hired Prince Charles and Paul McCartney’s former lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, to represent her in the divorce. No line just yet on who is fighting Guy’s corner.

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL FARE BETTER IN THIS DIVORCE?

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CLICK TO READ NOW - The statement released from Freud Communication confirming the divorce of Madonna and Guy Ritchie

Well it seems that the Gossip Super Friends were right! [Website – Amy Grindhouse]

The EPIC gossip-gang, comprising The Sun newspaper and the b*tches behind the perpetual KMart Spears pregnancy rumours, have had their evil way, once again. I mean, really… as if it weren’t bad enough that they had just convinced the world that there was another mini Spears, in Jamie Lynn’s womb, now they have split up Guy and Madonna!

As always, the world shifts into parallel-universe-mode, when I have a nap.

Being at home and off-work today, as I am still feeling a little wobbly, after my terrible episode of cheese poisoning, I decided to write my stories for the day in the morning, just to get it over and done with, so I could just sh*t and be done with it, come the evening. I wrote my daily snark and settled down for a nap… then I wake up to this sh*t! What the f*ck?

Can you guys tell when I am having a nap? Sometimes I feel like the Gossip Super Friends of the world, sit and wait until I go out to work, or go to sleepy bye-byes and then impregnant people, give celeb babies stupid names and cause celeb divorces.

Five hours of sleepy-bye-byes and my Madonna divorce story that I wrote this morning, is already out of date. What the hell?

I know that I promised I would stay awake until Brit Brit and her colon blow, celeb-u-mentary aired in late November, but my lack of grasp of space-time failed me on that one. Turns out November is a reeeeally long way away!

Well, enough about me and my sleeping habits.

You nosey biatches are wetting your pants to know more about the now, much publicised, Madonna and Guy Ritchie divorce.

Well, the pair ARE divorcing.

Turns out Guy f*cking with Madonna’s hair products was the last straw. After seven-and-a-half years, of a miserable looking marriage, the pair have thrown in the towel.

According to TMZ (CLICK THE IMAGE ABOVE TO READ THE FULL STATEMENT):

“Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after 7 l/2 years of marrige,” her rep Liz Rosenberg said in a statement to The Associated Press. “They have both requested that the media maintain respect for their family at this difficult time. A final settlement has not been agreed upon yet.”

Ooh, but it gets better! PNasty says the pair do NOT have any kind of pre-nup. You know, cos when Madge married Guy and his film empire, she thought it would be for keeps, see. Little did she know the relationship would go down the sh*tter and that her many, many millions (around $500+ mil.) would be at stake!

According to PNasty:

The statement, co-signed by Ritchie’s representative, said the couple have not agreed to a settlement.

More on this as it breaks…

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British tabloid, The Sun, has been on gossip-generation-overload of late. They should totally team up with the old wh*res who are generating endless pregnancy rumours about Jamie Lynn Spears and form a Super Friends style gang. Two old gossip-hags are better than one and all that [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

This is, as yet, TOTALLY unconfirmed, so take this with a pinch-of-salt, but sources are reporting that The Vadge and her hubby Buy Me Ritchie are about to release a statement about their intention to divorce.

According to The Sun:

Guy has flown back from France, postponing filming of his new movie Sherlock Holmes, to break the news to his parents.

This week he will take his possessions from the couple’s London home, which Madonna owns, and move into their Wiltshire home, which he owns.

Madonna — in New York on Monday night for the premiere of her new movie Filth And Wisdom — initially planned to move back to the US with their three children in July.

The source said: “She was adamant that she was leaving Guy and not coming back.”

But talk of the separation leaked out — along with rumours that Madonna was secretly seeing a married baseball star — and Guy flew out in a public last-ditch bid to repair the marriage.

The paper goes on to say that the pair can’t stand the sight of each other and The Vadge is pissed at Guy for hogging the crimping irons. You know that you should never touch a b*tches irons. They are the height of 1990′s hair cool!

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Madonna a.k.a Crotch Flasher McGee a.k.a. The Vadge, can be seen in the image above at the premier of husband Boy Ritchie’s new film RocknRolla.

The pair put their alleged differences aside and showed a united front at the event.

The film is opening everywhere on 31 October and stars hot-piece-of-azz Gerard ‘Man-Panties’ Butler, Thandie Newton and Tom wilkinson.

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