


I only covered the people I cared about in this post, since there was too much MEH and shrapnel for one person to comfortably wade through in one night. So, I’m adding the night’s photos with my usual blithe commentary about the best and worst dressed. In this case, the night was sponsored by Brad Pitt’s pimp cane as the tour continues. The red carpet: Pitt looked to have a little trouble walking, I guess the problems of a pimp are weighing him down (?); Angelina Jolie wore a white and red Atelier Versace gown, FYI; George Clooney and Stacy Keibler will be arm-in-arm until next year’s upgrade; Ricky Gervais hosted and took a few potshots at Kim Kardashian and… whomever she married; Debra Messing should have worn colour; Kelly Osbourne needs to not match her hair and dress, YEESH; Claire Danes looked plain, but rather classic; Sarah Michelle Gellar… there’s no nice way to say this, but her daughter, Charlotte, helped pick the Monique Lhuillier gown and it looked like it too; Sofia Vergara, please and thank you; Nicole Richie is rather shiny and try-hard, but still one of the night’s better looks; Elle MacPherson wore a bad prom dress; Freida Pinto looked unusually wide, in that unflattering green; Emily and Zooey Deschanel posed together, Zooey’s dress *shudder*; Evan Rachel Wood looked like a mermaid/ peacock hybrid; Seth Rogan loves boners; Gerard Butler was dapper, but ill-groomed; Rooney Mara looked goth and hungry; Kate Winslet, lovely but for that belt thing; Mila Kunis also wore black, don’t know if want; Natalie Portman, quite lovely; Nicole Kidman’s breasts were an illusion; Reese Witherspoon wore a dress as tight as possible to dispel preggo rumours; Diana Agron’s dress scares me; Lea Michele’s dress was cheap, clingy, and try-hard; Emma Stone’s colour choices were great; Jessica Biel had darker hair and no engagement ring; A Gawker.com writer tweeted that Madonna’s dress was so clingy, a designer friend said, because ‘she thinks she’s sample size’; Joseph Gordon Levitt and Leonardo DiCaprio, bow ties, you’re welcome; Jessica Alba, sporadic bedazzling; Charlize Theron, too much; Kate Beckinsale, also lovely; Salma Hayek, shiny boobs; Julianne Moore, also in MEH black; Heidi Klum got a blowout; No, Busy Phillips, no; Michelle Williams might have leprosy. Below are 65 photos in the same order.
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