Madonna is designing eyewear for Dolce & Gabanna. I wish she were just designing regular eyeglasses, so that I could shoehorn in a joke about how she needs the glasses to find little orphan children to steal/ find oily quasi-DJs to molest. She has no reason to make life that much easier for me, and [...]
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Madonna Louis Vuitton Ad Before Photoshopping
Madonna must have angered the Photoshop Gods when she threw baby Jesus back into the holy water. The singer is having a heck of a time of it right now. Not that she is probably aware of this fact as she is reportedly getting her groove on with another barely-legal pile of abs with a [...]
Madonna Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010 Photos
Madonna is the face, arms, and thighs-of-death for Dolce & Gabbana Spring 2010. The photos can be seen in the print version of the new Italian Vanity Fair.
The mother of four took a brief pause after being dropped, like carb-bloat at Lindsay Lohan’s house, from the Louis Vuitton campaign. As horrific as the LV advertisements [...]
Madonna Dropped from Louis Vuitton Adverts
Madonna has been dropped by purse-pimps Louis Vuitton. The luxury brand dropped the singer in favour of a younger model. By younger, I assume they mean cheaper. This bish whoring out your bags with her bendy, bendy old lady legs wrapped around her head can’t have come cheap.
Louis Vuitton’s spokesho confirmed to a bunch of [...]
Madonna Being Sued for Being Noisy Neighbour
Madonna is being taken to court, for being a noisy neighbour. The singer is said to be driving her neighbours, of her Central Park West apartment, up the wall.
The appartment was reportedly turned into a makeshift dance studio, and as such, she is making with the loud noises and the shaking walls. A lawsuit was [...]
Madonna Rolling Stone Magazine October 2009
Madonna, or someone who looks rather a lot like Madonna, covers the October 2009 issue of Rolling Stone. The vintage photo is in line with the interview, in which she looks back at her career and what inspires her now. In the interview she discusses her divorce, her fashion and her take on music in [...]
