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Lindsay Lohan Shills For Elizabeth Taylor Role

Because television movies are all that she has left unless she wants to turn to prostitution, Lindsay Lohan is shilling HARD for that Lifetime movie role. Still living in the upper floors of the crack den from whence she came, here’s Lohan posing with Furious Love, a book effectively about the same subject as the Elizabeth Taylor biopic; suggesting she’s boning up, while Uncle Terry documents her sagging on his Instamatic. She’s not even been offered the role yet. She’s just one of several people under consideration. However, she’s leaking stories to TMZ.com about her availability, noting she’ll rush through probation so she’ll be ready for the Spring shoot. And she’s doing this random shoot as found on Terry’s Scrapbook O’ Crimescenes. 18 photos of Lohan at the Chateau Marmont.

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Uncle Terry Set Lindsay Lohan’s Hair On Fire

Lindsay Lohan has been scraping together a living with Lifetime auditions and photo shoots in Uncle Terry’s basement. Well, finally… there’s some good news. She’s upgraded from the basement to the upper floors of the crack den from whence she came (the lighting’s better). Uncle Terry memorialized the moment on his Instamatic by asking Lohan to strip and set her hair on fire. And VOILA!

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Was Lindsay Lohan ‘Under The Influence’ Again?

In supposition from a third-party that will shock no one, it’s claimed that Lindsay Lohan got wasted this weekend. This follows a rather muted holidays and New Year’s, during which time she did little but attend an industry party with friends at which she claimed to remain sober. RadarOnline.com claims, Lohan was ‘under the influence’ at Chateau Marmont on Sunday night. Eyewitness one claims: ‘Lindsay was spotted going to the restroom with a male companion on numerous occasions in a short amount of time. When the two of them emerged from the bathroom, Lindsay was giggling and her nose appeared red. Lindsay was spotted only drinking water in the lounge area, but she appeared to be loaded on something, and she seemed under the influence. Lindsay’s eyes were glassy and her pupils were constricted.’ Noting that Lohan was braless, again, eyewitness two said: ‘[She] was definitely on something. She was slurring her words, and needed help walking at one point in the course of the night.’ A third person claimed: ‘Lindsay was sitting on a chair adjacent to Harvey Weinstein’s party, his was roped off and she didn’t get past the rope. So she sat on the other side looking over. She looked bedraggled and desperate.’ Her rep denied the story with a ‘LOL, NOPE!’: ‘This is yet another example of people making erroneous assumptions about Lindsay, I seriously question the credibility of any source who refuses to be named as well as their motivations for making up such trash.’

Megan Fox Competing For Elizabeth Taylor Role

As pointed out when Deadline.com ran its original story, Lindsay Lohan never signed as Elizabeth Taylor but was only up for consideration. But she is doing the old crack-hustle, with the help of her pimp momager. Which, so far as I can deduce, amounts to leaking to TMZ.com that she can expedite her probation in order to be ready for the Lifetime movie’s Spring start in Canada. However, she’s competing with multiple actresses and no decisions have been made for a movie no one’s going to watch. According to producers who spoke to E!, Megan Fox’s career has also slipped from ‘because MONIES’ to ‘MEH,’ after she got fired at the behest of Steven Spielberg. Calling Lohan’s legal situation a ‘complication’ that’s giving me a feel of the Inferno debacle, executive producer of Lifetime’s Liz and Dick,  Larry Thompson, told E! News: ‘I’ve been talking to Lindsay Lohan directly, and with her reps, and have been in conversations with other actresses, including Megan Fox. It’s a very serious selection. It’s like casting for Hollywood royalty.’ Should she comply, Lohan’s probation will be over March 29. Photos of Fox in Los Angeles January 13, shopping in sweatpants.

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Lindsay Lohan To Star In Budget Lifetime Movie

For some reason, people are all in a lather today about Deadline.com’s reporting of Lindsay Lohan being in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie. She’s only in talks for one. She rarely gets out of that phase before being ditched for someone else or being demoted to a smaller part (see every role since Inferno). So, I was rather content to sit on this until confirmed but I’m shoehorning it in because her well-timed, although dated Philipp Plein ads are out today so I’m killing two crack rocks with one pipe. LaineyGossip.com points out, rightly, even if Lohan secures and keeps the part, it’s still a Lifetime movie; the same kind offered to the likes of Jennifer Love Hewitt and Mischa Barton. After months of Lohan’s rep telling outlets, ‘She’s looking forward to lots of work in 2012. We plan to announce some great projects within the next months,’ THIS is her comeback? Okay, sure. But it’s brief, budget, and I agree it’s indicative that she can’t get anything better at the moment. As in, no one else will hire her.

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Did Lindsay Lohan Lie About New Year’s Plans?

Colour me shocked, but Lindsay Lohan attended a party on New Year’s Eve. In a statement released by her rep, upon sending a cease and desist to a Dubai company using her name for promotion of a different party, it was claimed Lohan would ‘be spending New Year’s Eve in Los Angeles with a few close friends and family.’ More to the point, she kicked up a big stink when her plans were questioned and she made it sound as though she’d be spending New Year’s Eve on her sofa with a cup of cocoa and her family. However, she was at a party. Just like we all predicted. The brief report that accompanies this photo claims she was sober that night… okay then. She attended John Burnham’s party for Woody Allen at which Diane Keaton noticed her and tweeted in CRUISE CONTROL: ‘@lindsaylohan YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL LAST NIGHT.’ Photo from the NYE party.