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Here’s Lindsay Lohan with red hair, not realising it was more than hair colour that made her old face work. Unable to dye away the coke bloat or the fillers, Lohan returned to red Thursday following a string of tepid promotional duties building up to the Elizabeth Taylor biopic. According to Us Weekly, Lohan’s been more focused on her looks recently which could explain her showing off with two chins rather than the standard-issue one: ‘Lindsay is worried about losing her looks,’ a source told the tabloid. ‘She has a lot riding on this comeback.’

I’ve had a few of you ask me about Lindsay Lohan since she started becoming semi-relevant again this week. It’s mostly about whether she can make a comeback without the aid of her go-go juice, but there’s also the question of what the heck she did to her face. Lohan, 25, and Debbie Harry, 66, appeared to be mistaken for one another earlier in the week in what’s going to be my comeback whenever anyone tells me ‘But, she doesn’t look THAT bad!’ Yes, she does. She’s become bloated beyond just the crack lips. It was clear during her interview with Matt Lauer, it was clear all through her attempts at reading cue cards on Saturday Night Live, it’s been clear in every photo taken since. Us Weekly and RadarOnline.com recently opined that Lohan jacked her face with a bunch of fillers with which I concur. I don’t think she had a nose job. I think she overdid botox while filling her cheeks and lips. What do you think she had done?

There’s a random little story today that could explain why Lindsay Lohan graduated from Uncle Terry’s basement to his attic in less time than it takes to complete the 12-step program. RadarOnline.com claims that molester Richardson, heavily-rumoured to be a pervert who shoots naked and coerces sexual favour out of subjects while shooting, and Lohan recently slept together.

Reportedly, after ‘a steamy night of passion,’ Lohan wants a relationship but Richardson’s all like ‘Nah, let’s be F-buddies!’ Lohan has reportedly had a crush on Richardson for a while. Although, one gleans, they only hooked-up after a ‘steamy photo shoot’ at the Chateau Marmont that I’m taking to mean the one with her boobs out. A source says: ‘Lindsay and Terry have been friends for years and she’s always had a thing for him. Lindsay thinks he’s really cool and hip and could be great for her career. They had a major night of passion after they worked on this photo shoot together and now she’s going all out to get her claws into him. But Terry is just not interested in pursuing a relationship with Lindsay and totally regrets hooking up with her. Lindsay has been texting and phoning him nonstop and he’s actually kind of freaked out by how strong she’s been coming on to him; it’s all pretty unseemly. As Terry said, there’s nothing more unattractive than a desperate woman. It’s a difficult situation though as they move in the same circles and have a lot of mutual friends. He’s trying to work out a way to let her down gently without blowing their friendship.’ Photos below.

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Paparazzi looking for Lindsay Lohan the weekend of her Saturday Night Live gig happened upon singer Debbie Harry leaving the same hotel in New York City. Harry, 66, left the Mercer Hotel on Sunday at which point photographers started taking her picture believing her to be Lohan, 25, who hosted the night before. On the left, a photo they took of Harry. On the right, Lohan earlier this month.