That didn’t take long. Here’s a preview of Lindsay Lohan’s January/ February 2012 Playboy cover. The cover shows the 25-year-old, presumably nude, sitting on a backward-facing Playboy bunny-shaped chair. Random thoughts: this isn’t very… special; needs more biscuit; the crack crumbs have been brushed from her weave, so her hair looks good; mercy, the photos were [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Playboy Debut On Ellen Show
Lindsay Lohan will celebrate Crackmas with the debut of her Playboy January 2012 cover. Lohan was paid nearly $1 million to dust off her cracked ginger biscuits. She needed two tries to get the shoot right. NY Daily News reports Lohan gave the exclusive reveal to The Ellen DeGeneres Show. Moreover, the 25-year-old has declined to [...]
Lindsay Lohan Denies Celebrity Big Brother UK
As I mentioned in yesterday’s link list, this weekend’s Lindsay Lohan rumours were obviously-untrue. It’s kind of amazing to me how many people ran with this story. It was from the UK’s Daily Mirror who generate stories using MadLibs and randomly-picked Scrabble letters. The newspaper claimed Lohan may enter the British reality show house where [...]
Lindsay Lohan: Courtney Love Isn’t Sober Coach
There was a random story full of crack crumbs, yesterday, that I had to ignore because I just vacuumed my carpet. It was about Courtney Love supposedly claiming she was the sober coach of Lindsay Lohan. Which is about in line with the other addict stories this week, like Charlie Sheen returning to the motherland for a [...]
Lindsay Lohan’s Uncle Terry LOVE Photo Shoot
Lindsay Lohan’s crack weave had the crack shrapnel brushed out of it by a professional, this weekend. Lohan shared this image on her Twitter as she readied to shoot with Terry Richardson for an upcoming issue of LOVE Magazine. She hasn’t worked steadily in years and there are more recent mug shots of her than [...]
Lindsay Lohan Cut Out The Crack Shenanigans
Lindsay Lohan has convinced the living people at the morgue that she’s a class act. The corpses are yet to be won over. It’s being reported by Lohan family-mouthpiece TMZ.com, that Lohan has been light on the crack shenanigans, heavy on the ‘Yes sir, no sir,’ using her grown-up outside voice. The general consensus, at [...]
