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Lindsay Lohan spent her time during the international Fashion Weeks turning tricks. She was reportedly mistress to a dude, with whom she made out in front of an open window so he could grant her entry into an event from which she’d been banned. Then she went to Milan and earned a reported $500,000 for blowing Philipp Plein while he called her Alfonzo and stroked her hair (that’s also when she got the coke smears on her dress). Then she ditched that trick for a random in France who probably got a pity HJ over their dinner together. So she’s around $500k and a few crumpled singles up since last month. Solid effort. Except she’s already spent a bunch on a low-end Porse that’s the same as ex-girlfriend Samantha Ronson’s. I’m not kidding. Remember how she moved across the street from her ex? Well, she saw Ronson’s car and wanted one and maybe the whole extended FW trip was to earn enough coin to get the same one… Page Six reports: ‘Lindsay Lohan was spotted in Los Angeles purchasing a brand-new $80,000 Porsche Panamera… Porsche’s low-end Panamera model carries a base price of $75,200 and has a top speed of 160 MPH. The 25-year-old Lohan, who cited financial troubles in July as a reason why she had not started her court-mandated therapy sessions, reportedly fell in love with the car after ex [girlfriend] Samantha Ronson picked up a set of the luxury wheels herself.’

Photos of Lohan on a night out at Rasputin club in Paris, France September 30.

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These are some new photos of Lindsay Lohan, at Paris Fashion Week, as photographed by Terry Richardson’s molester lens. They’re at some bar called Lipp; Lohan poses, smokes, bites her nails, holds up a photo of Richardson’s parents as shot in his studio, wearing his glasses and doing his poses. There’s also an arbitrary close-up with his iPhone lens molesting her cleavage for those who are so inclined. The weekend these were taken, Lohan was partying at various Parisian bars/ clubs. Page Six claims she was dry the whole time, despite someone trying to get her to drink again… ‘Lindsay Lohan insists she’s still on the wagon, but somebody sent 40 magnums of Dom Pérignon to her table at the Mister H at L’Arc Paris club. Lohan…joined the party put on in partnership with Morgans Hotels’ Mister H and L’Arc on Saturday night. While others were sending bubbly to her table in four batches of 10 magnums each, she didn’t appear to touch a drop. Also there: Clive Owen, Mary-Kate Olsen and Vivienne Westwood.’

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Lindsay Lohan was braless at Paris Fashion Week… OF COURSE she was braless at Paris Fashion Week. This woman did her community service at a Women’s Center braless. So, she thought nothing of attending the KW by Kanye West Ready to Wear Spring/Summer 2012 debut at PFW in a nude dress so thin it showed her pokies. Maybe she left her bras at the houses of the randoms with whom she’s been sleeping the last week: Vikram Chatawal, the married hotel owner; Philipp Plein, probably gay designer; Andre Saraiva, the guy with whom she dined at the beginning of PFW. I’ll dig through the bins of her ‘clients.’ If I find any of her coke-smeared, soiled bras in the trash, I’ll mail them back to her.

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Yes, the tagline for this magazine cover is ‘Don’t Hate Me Because I’m Beautiful.’

I can’t. Okay, a brief summary of the ridiculous Lindsay Lohan stories from the past 24-hours and then I need to lay down. Lindsay Lohan covers this month’s Lovecat Magazine ‘Sextember’ issue as ‘Lyndsay Lohan.’ This is the shoot for which she was surfing mid-August and it’s their second ever issue. Her photographer was Richard Phillips, the same guy with whom she shot that weird mini-movie in a bikini. Rather than using this or one of the many bikini photos that fit the theme of the shoot, for the cover we get this b&w sub-Terry Richardson close-up of Lohan’s crack-freckles and crack-lips. Moreover, she’s staring off-set with an intensity that suggests someone’s holding a damp dollar bill in her peripheral vision. There’s another photo from the shoot below, that feels disconnected from the cover. Lovecat editor Prince Chenoa says Lohan’s ready for a reinvention so they’re calling her ‘Lyndsay’ in this issue. I guess the trademark for ‘Crackie’ was taken. In other Lohan news, there’s photographic evidence of whom she’s been blowing to earn $500K for a three-day modelling job. TMZ.com has photos of Lohan having dinner with and kissing designer Philipp Plein, to whom she’s been surgically attached this weekend but whom she’s NOT dating. I was gonna buy these (exclusive) photos from my agency, but then I thought… nah. I don’t need to spend my own fistful of still-damp singles on photos of Lohan molesting a gay designer on the promise of easy modelling work.

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