For reasons it’s too slow a news day to question, Tyler Shields shared this old photo of Lindsay Lohan in a bra on his website. Some people seem to think it’s new, it’s really not. Because I never look a gift breast in the nipple, I’m going to leave this at the bra straps with [...]
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Lindsay Lohan Blames X17 For Her Cokey Image
It’s the fault of X17Online and agencies like them that you believe Lindsay Lohan to be a crack-nippled troublemaker. Except, you know, that’s not the case at all and it’s entirely the fault of this recovering cocaine addict that you see her that way. But she’s got no clue how to take personal responsibility for [...]
Dianna Agron Won’t End Up Like Lindsay Lohan
Dianna Agron is going to run screaming in the opposite direction of any crack dealers she meets while screaming ‘STRANGER DANGER… STAY IN SCHOOL… SAY NO TO CRAAAACK!’ so she doesn’t end up like Lindsay Lohan. If Lohan had screamed random slogans at her dealers, she wouldn’t be ‘busted’ for doing something as innocent as [...]
Lindsay Lohan Bought A Bag Of White Powder
Everyone’s sh**ting blood right now over a video from X17 that shows Lindsay Lohan purchasing a baggy full of powder. X17 released the video and waited for the flood gates of crack-shenanigans to open. And open they did. The video posted below could show Lohan, in broad daylight, interacting with someone who could be her [...]
Kim Kardashian Is Getting Married For Love…
Kim Kardashian ate urinal cakes and wore a dress made of toilet paper at her golden shower. Idk what a bridal shower is. But I do know what a golden shower is. Lindsay Lohan was in attendance, so this was 100% golden. Some of you guys told me about this, last week, and I’m somehow [...]
Paris Hilton & Lindsay Lohan Pretend To Be BFFs
Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are only pretending to be friends because the extra column-inches are helping their respective, laughable careers. That’s according to a source who spoke to Us Weekly and made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. I pointed out in a recent post that Hilton’s recent paparazzi photos showed her with [...]
