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Earlier today, TMZ.com ran a story (that I still believe, incidentally) about Dina Lohan shilling a negative tell-all about Lindsay Lohan. The book was little more than a draft prologue, which TMZ purported to have excerpted: ‘I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for [a] new found lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living and it tore me up inside… [But] how could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime? How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress? So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.’ The last meeting for the book was supposedly two-weeks ago when 49-year-old Lohan and her rep were arranging meetings by email and planning how to make the book a bestseller. But now that details of the book are leaking, Dina Lohan is denying ever writing it. Which is technically true anyway, since she reportedly has a ghostwriter. She tells GossipCop.com ‘[TMZ's story is a] total lie… I would never do a negative book about my child. When and if [I do write about Lindsay, it will be] all positive.’

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It’s about time, you can’t be an accredited pimp-momager without shilling a book about your child’s drug addiction, alcoholism, and how her demons are everyone else’s fault. Moreover, from the prologue draft seen by TMZ.com that was yet to be proofread, everyone in Lindsay Lohan’s life is an enabler except her mother. At least that’s what Dina Lohan told the ghostwriter of her memoir two-weeks ago, the most recent point at which the 49-year-old and her rep were shopping the book based on the weak prologue, soliciting meetings via email, and working out the marketing plan to make this a bestseller. In the book outline, she talks about having her hands tied behind her back as a pimp-momager because a pimp-momager’s gotta eat. Who else is gonna whore out your kids if you don’t? ‘I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound lifestyle of partying excessively. Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay’s way of daily living and it tore me up inside,’ reads the prologue. The mother then explained why she moved her daughter from New York to Hollywood, ‘How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime? How could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress?  So, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone.’ The book hasn’t been picked up yet.

Lindsay Lohan missed one of her court-ordered anti-shoplifting classes because I made fun of her jacked meth teeth. RadarOnline.com claims Lohan was ‘mortified’ at people’s reactions to her grill at the THQ gaming event October 12. ‘Lindsay just didn’t realize how bad the problem had become,’ a source told RadarOnline. ‘When the photos came out and everyone was shocked and laughing at her she was totally mortified.’ According to her probation report, Lohan skipped her scheduled class October 14 and went to the dentist instead. ‘Ms. Lohan has not been absent to any regularly scheduled activities, except the session scheduled for her on Friday, October 14, 2011 due to her need to seek dental work,’ says the report. ‘Client presented evidence of attending her dentist office. As a result her absence was excused.’ So she reportedly had approval, but her probation reports are made of lies… so who knows. She had her teeth fixed Friday. And she got them whitened yesterday morning, following her father’s allegations of meth/ crack use. ‘That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack,’ alleged Michael Lohan. ‘She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other.’ X17Online.com has photos and video of Lohan after getting her teeth whitened.