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Lindsay Lohan Didn’t Contact Dad in Hospital

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 12:32:20 +0000

Lindsay Lohan and Michael Lohan communicate with each other even less than we thought. It had been reported earlier in the week that Michael grew a heart, and that heart broke/ fell out/ exploded or something. Whatever, it was faulty and the thing went nutso and landed Michael in hospital. At the time of the news, Gossip Cop reports that they were the first outlet to inform Lindsay of father Michael’s heart attack. After the news broke, there was a further report on Radar Online. The Radar piece purported to be an exclusive, which claimed that Lindsay had texted her father in hospital to determine his well-being. In response to being informed of the Radar story, and reports that she texted her father, Lindsay told Gossip Cop she “didn’t” contact her dad at all. As in, she never checked on him. Despite reports of her so doing, Lindsay never texted.

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. Gossip Cop.

Lindsay Lohan Thinks Rehab is Like Vacation

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 17:33:56 +0000

This report is not shocking. In fact, because this is Lindsay Lohan, this only just qualifies as news. Lohan reveals to the UK edition of OK! magazine that her last two trips to rehab were like a vacay. It’s pretty obvious that she sees rehab as nothing more than a vacation, without the beach and with slightly less coke. She tells the magazine that she only bothered going to rehab because she was ordered by the court. Going to a fake celebrity rehab like Promises, rather than spending less than two hours in jail, is probably the lesser of those evils.

“The second two times I went to rehab, to be honest with you, I had to go because it was a court thing. It was an obligation. I had to do it to stay out of getting any jail time….It was like a vacation. I love meeting new people and seeing what they’ve been experiencing. I met some great people. It was a nice time to shut everyone off for a while because there was so much noise. It was a positive experience….” [Hollyscoop]

In more horrifying news, Lohan apparently also admits to working on her autobiography. Yes, she’s writing a book about her life pAArtying and doing blow. It’ll be a short book, I’ll bet. Perhaps she can write it on the back of a napkin, and save the publisher valuable paper, rather than having the stupid thing bound.

Pictures below of Lohan arriving at LAX in Los Angeles, on February 12, 2010.

Image credit to Fame Pictures. Story & info. Hollyscoop, Pop Crunch.

Lindsay Lohan Photo Shoot for Purple Magazine

Amy Grindhouse — Sat, 06 Feb 2010 18:20:50 +0000

Lindsay Lohan being photographed for a fashion spread in Purple magazine.

The above video is of Terry Richardson shooting Lindsay Lohan for Best of the Season in the next Purple Fashion magazine at Milk Studios, NY, Feb 5, 2010.

Lohan is against a white background, wearing a dress reportedly from the McQueen Spring 2010 ready-to-wear collection. For those who have been wondering about her, after the rumours about her cluttered mind and slipping back into druggy habits, it seems that (for at least the time she is in front of the camera) Cokey McBlowhan can actually function like a civilised human being. I was distracted by Richardson’s inability to take more than one photo per hour, but I’m pretty sure Lohan goes the whole time without sneaking off to do blow.

Lindsay Lohan Denies Prescription Drug Rumour

Amy Grindhouse — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:05:30 +0000

Lindsay Lohan has spoken out, to rubbish rumours of a renewed prescription drug addiction. The actress is once again being accused of slipping into old habits, after she was spotted with a non-descript bottle of pills in her bag.

Rumours started when the contents of her open purse were photographed as she exited a car and made her way into Chateau Marmont, a few days ago. Because she was seen with something medicinal and hardly has the best track record the troubled star was immediately under assault by papers like the UK’s Daily Mail.

She has been quick to refute yesterday’s reports that she has been chopping and snorting anything unseemly. She confirms the type and use of the pills as follows.

Gossip Cop [...] went directly to Lohan, who told us all about the pill bottle pictured in the Daily Mail article and elsewhere. Lohan said, “They are trazodone.” And while the pills have various usages, Lohan explained to Gossip Cop that they were prescribed as “a non-narcotic sleeping aid for when I travel. They’ve been prescribed to me since I was in rehab!”

Lindsay Lohan Leggings Proceeds will Help Haiti

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 01:05:49 +0000

The sale of leggings with a bunch of Parasite Hilton-ready pads in the knees will be aiding the rescue efforts in Haiti. It would be too easy to jest that pretend designer Lindsay Lohan would make a whole bunch more money putting those leggings to better use. However, the money she’s raising is semi-tainted anyway. She doesn’t need my help to make this charitable effort more sullied.

The sometime actress took a break from pretending to be a nude model to go back to pretending to be a designer. She has done the charitable thing, along with a bunch of her other celebrity friends, and said for a limited time, she will be donating 100% of the proceeds from the sale of her FAME leggings (part of her fugly-ass 6126 Collection) to Haitian relief. So every time you double bag it, and also pad your knees, you’ll be helping those who are the most deserving.

Lindsay Lohan Forgets Bra, Really Needs One

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 15 Jan 2010 03:55:37 +0000

There are a couple of things wrong with this outfit. The hat that went out of style in 1999, the frikkin’ leggings, and the cheap-looking ill-fitting shirt (I do like the shoes). All of these things are dwarfed by the fact that, once again, Lindsay Lohan left her house and exposed her bare chesticles to the elements. If you can be bothered to squint (I can’t) then you can clearly see her nips through her shirt.

Not that they’re especially worth looking at, but I thought you’d like to know.

For a skinny girl she has unfathomably large boobs. It’s like every burger she manages not to puke back up goes straight to her chest. Amazing. Her boobs are great but they need more support than that barely-there shirt can handle.

There’s a way worse photo of her over-exposed side-boob, but I tucked it below.

Lohan’s Driver May be Sued Over Car Accident

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 11 Jan 2010 02:27:58 +0000

Lindsay Lohan was at the scene of a car accident on Sunday. The sometime actress and her aggressive driver must have either been tweeting at the wheel or doing a bunch of blow or something, but they were distracted enough to get in a nasty accident. The assistant/ driver, who is now a person of interest in a criminal assault with a deadly weapon investigation, was behind the wheel when it struck a paprazzo. The incident occured at 12:30 AM in front of Hotel Cafe in Hollywood. Lohan was not a suspect, as she was not at the wheel of her car at the time. The pap was taken to hospital as he injured his hand during the assault, and was treated by EMTs. Photos and video of what happened below.

Lindsay Lohan and her speed-freak assistant/ driver invoolved in car accident.

Image credit to PER/Fame Pictures. Video via TMZ. Story & info. TMZ 1, 2, 3.

Lindsay Lohan Was a Cutter on Her Legs Too

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:11:26 +0000

Lindsay Lohan was on her Twitter at New Year’s, promising us more of her ‘tardy brand of scandal. She has already made good on her promise, only four days into 2010. The sometime actress was photographed shopping in St. Barts, France. While trying on bathing suits she was seen with marks all over her upper thighs. Look closely (you may need to view the XL images in the gallery), and you can see the scars on her legs, which appear to be from her days of cutting herself. This is in addition to the marks we have already seen on her arms.

Image credit to BF/ Flynet Pictures. Story & info. ICYDK.

Michael Lohan Joins Twitter on @MichaelJLohan

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 21 Dec 2009 10:56:09 +0000

Get to the back of the line with rotten fruit to throw at your computer screen. The king of all rent-a-douches has taken to Twitter, in what appears to be the first time he has genuinely joined the site. There have been a lot of fake Michael Lohans, one of which even attempted fake suicide for the pleasure of people who don’t like to fact check. This account appears to be the real daddy douche. He can be seen in a grainy photo of himself, as taken on his Crackberry.

The father of Lindsay Lohan likes to work himself into a social media frenzy. He had a cheap ass website that got shut down, after he didn’t pay his bills. He also makes a point to contact any bloggers who write about him or his daughter.

I gotta say, I don’t envy his @Reply inbox. He’s gonna be getting yelled at and lambasted more than B-grade douche Jon Gosselin did, when he joined Twitter.

Image/ story credit to Michael Lohan Twitter @MichaelJLohan via ONTD.

Muse Magazine Exposes Lindsay Lohan’s Nipples

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:15:45 +0000

Lindsay Lohan’s nipples are exposed and her track marks hidden, for the January 2010 issue of Muse magazine. The magazine spent the better part of this week scarring people who thought they wanted to see photos of Lindsay Lohan’s boobs hanging out of an over-priced jacket. What they actually wanted was to be brainwashed into thinking that Lohan ever eats, as she and this shirtless dude look like they’re wrestling over the last slice of crusty bread.

Magazine photo shoots are the only way in which Lohan is paying her rent. Seems she’s exposing more and more flesh and getting to keep her lights on and (non-existent) coke habit in full swing. Well done her. At least these photos are more entertaining than the photos from last week of her soggy ass cheeks.

More photos, all of which are totally NSFW/ NSFL/ NSFnon-crackheads, from Muse January 2010. These include topless photos and a simulated sex scene.

Image credit to Muse magazine January 2010, thansk to The Superficial 1, 2.

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