Michael Lohan may face jail over leaked phone calls in which he was talking to Dina Lohan.

Michael Lohan sold tapes of assorted private conversations between himself and the mother of his children. Dina Lohan is understandably less than pleased and she revealed to TMZ that the phone calls could land he ex-husband in jail.

Dina Lohan says calls made in 2008 violate a protective order from 2005, which bans Michael from communicating with her by email or phone until 2011. Dina has been looking into her legal options and worst case scenario, depending on how you look at it, Michael could end up doing time for violating the order.

Image credit to Adam Duritz. Story & info. TMZ and TMZ TV.

Lindsay Lohan is a cutter, confirms Dina Lohan.

There has been speculation about the many wounds and marks up Lindsay Lohan’s arms. For example, late September this year, photos of the actress hanging by the pool in a white bikini with several suspicious marks up her arm were revealed. The 23-year-old talks about this kind of thing as often as she talks about her drug use, so her acts of cutting are not often reported.

In a recorded conversation between her parents, attention-seeker Dina Lohan and king of all daddy douches Micheal, Lindsay’s secret is revealed. The 2008 conversation covers how Lindsay is a big bundle of problems. The rest of the conversation is intolerable nonsense, including denials that any emotional issues are the fault of good old fashion neglectful parenting.

Photos from late September, showing Lindsay Lohan is still cutting herself.

Image credit to Hollywood Dame. Story via OK! magazine and Radar Online.

The burglaries got a lot of attention as the homes hit included Lindsay Lohan, Audrina Patridge, Orlando Bloom, Paris Hilton and Rachel Bilson.

The homes were all broken into in such a manner that the stars involved smelled a rat. In Lindsay Lohan’s case that smell may have been coming from elsewhere, as she’s never home, it’s not like she’s going to clean that mess. The group of robbers were caught on tape and it was fairly easy to identify the first person, a man named Nicholas Prugo.

A source is claiming at least four women have been arrested in connection with the case. A case that has seen hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of tiaras and crap get stolen. Okay, that sounds unsympathetic, but as bad as stealing and sh-t is, there’s only so bad I’m going to feel for some one’s stolen Rolex.

Story People via Hollyscoop, and TMZ 1, 2.

Lindsay Lohan was spotted after having applied far, far too many layers of fake tan, once again.

The actress is usually suspected of swimming in fake bake, but she seems to have gone one step further this time.

The star looks even more orange than usual, as she seems be intravenously administering her own line of fake tan. The nasty ill-fitting gold dress she is wearing only exacerbates the situation. That and the yellow, straw hair and the newly fluffed lips almost make this too much to handle.

Six photos of Lindsay Lohan and her fake bake, attending the Whitney Museum of American Art Gala in NY, yesterday.

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Lindsay Lohan was ordered by a judge to drag her butt back into court, Friday. The demand was linked to the actress’ DUI arrest back in 2007.

The star got an annoying BS punishment, back then, which involved an 84 minute jail term and three years of probation. Rather than actually get a punishment in line with a non-celeb, she was handed a special punishment. It’s not something anyone is going to admit, but it’s fairly obvious. If she was a regular person on the street, she would have never gotten such a light term. Well, anyway, celebrity justice has raised its ugly head once again.

The Alcohol Education class that Lohan was supposed to attend, according to TMZ, snitched on her to the judge. She has been spotted out drinking and photographed clearly sloshed, and it would appear that she broke probation. Rather than the most stern punishment, jail, she got another year probation.

Lohan reportedly arrived an hour late to her own progress hearing, and was only given an extra 12-months on her sentence. The idea was she needed more time to complete her court-ordered Alcohol Education program.

Three photos of Lindsay Lohan out shopping with some friends in Paris, France, at the end of last month.

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Today appears to be Lindsay Lohan rumour-mill day. As if her day didn’t start out crappy enough, having another total breakdown in front of thousands of followers on Twitter and then deleting the evidence for good measure, the former actress has been ordered to haul her behind into court.

Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to appear in a Beverly Hills, CA, court on the morning of Friday Oct. 16, 2009.

Though, officially, it’s not clear why the star has been ordered to appear before a judge, TMZ are speculating that Lindsay Lohan is flunking out of court-ordered Alcohol Education classes. The classes were part of the bullsh*t punishment she got, back in 2007, when she plead no contest to a DUI. The speculation from the site continues that the course organisers ratted Lohan out, over her conduct, and they may have even alleged she violated the terms of the programme. Should the allegations be true, and should Lohan have violated probation, she could end up back in jail. Perhaps for longer than 84 minutes this time.

Six photos of Lindsay Lohan pulling faces as she shops at Curve in Soho, New York, October 14, 2009, below.

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Lindsay Lohan Twitters a breakdown in a series of messages from new account.

Lindsay Lohan used her new Twitter account (which seems set to take over from the verified Twitter, used up until this point) to have another long-winded multi-tweet breakdown. Usually, she is ranting every few days and sending messages off into cyber-space that other celebrities don’t often answer. Samantha Ronson answers sometimes, but this time, at the very least, Lohan will have grabbed her attention.

Lohan was frantically stabbing away at her keyboard, earlier today, tweeting about how in love she is with Ronson. Rather than leave it there, like any good celebrity crazy, she went on to take pot-shots at her love’s family. This is always a totally awesome idea by the way. Nothing is going to win over your future (possible) in-laws quicker, than publicly slamming them in front of your 75,000 Twitter followers.

The infamous tweets and three photos of Lohan and her puffed up lips, at a party thrown by Mario Testino during Paris Fashion Week 2009 in Paris, France on October 5, 2009, below.

• Lindsay Lohan’s tweet on Samantha Ronson ignoring her tweets: @samantharonson doesn’t respond 2me b/c her family will cut her off if she contacts me…They control the one I love&im incapable of making [...]
• Lindsay Lohan’s tweet on Samantha Ronson’s family being controlling [cont]: Any sort of difference. I’m in love with her, as she is in love with me….but her loved ones-hate her brilliance&resent her happiness.

Image credit to ANG/Fame Pictures. Story & info Twitter 1, 2 and Jezebel.

Lindsay Lohan has taken to a spot of pole-dancing, in what looks like an abandoned warehouse, to promote her Spring/ Summer 2010 line of leggings.

The 80s-style gear is being sold by 6126, which according to the Daily Mail, sells the leggings for between $60 and $132.

The photo above shows Lohan working her stuff in the world’s least sexy/ least safe strip club. I can’t bare to see the girl sell herself short. So, I’m off to phone Health & Safety about this venue. Lohan deserves to be in the highest grade of strip club there is, she’s a professional.

Image and story credit to The Daily Mail, NY Daily News & 6126.

To be clear this story originates from 2008 but it has come to people’s attention again as nothing sets the fans’ pulses racing like an unfathomable invasion of privacy.

AnimalNewYork.com and Gawker.com posted stories about how in 2008 and not on a coke-binge Lindsay Lohan made the choice to display her real phone number and email on her Facebook page. At the time she had 111 friends and went by the romantic assumed name Lindsay Ronson.

As this is the effing Internet, it should come as no surprise that the number got into the hands of some rather unsavoury people and they set about hacking into Lohan’s mailbox for sh*ts and giggles. Mostly sh*ts.

It was not all that hard to hack, the password to her mailbox was still at its default number of 1234. The number which, along with 0000, is the go-to for most phone companies. The same companies who assume that you will not go phone shopping under the influence and leave the security settings as they are out of the box.

In the video, above, by AnimalNY, you can hear strangers who happened upon the number. They beg her for her time by giving out their own numbers and one also gives out a MySpace. You also hear Michael Lohan calling and revealing that daughter Ali turned down an invite to spend time together. So he turns to oldest daughter Lindsay and is heard trying to woo her by telling her he stopped off at a roadside 7-11 and picked up a CD with her track on it. He even puts the phone to his car stereo speaker so she can her. Listen to the clip. It’s all kinds of pathetic.

Father of Lindsay, Michael Lohan, has made a grovelling and oddly-timed apology to Samantha Ronson.

Michael Lohan had been openly rather nasty and critical, of both his daughter and her partner, in the early stages of their relationship. He seems to have either had a change of heart or a swig of the happy sauce, as he now says he regrets making comments about the mighty SamRo. This may be something to do with sympathy, after the untimely passing of the couple’s close friend DJ AM, but it is more likely just to appease his ego as he has not been in the media in a hot minute.

“I want to say I’m sorry for anything negative I said about Sam. It was totally off-colour.” He said, as published in The Sun newspaper. ” I appreciate that she cares about Lindsay’s health and well-being. I really see Sam in a whole different light now.”

Image credit to Fame Pictures.