Because television movies are all that she has left unless she wants to turn to prostitution, Lindsay Lohan is shilling HARD for that Lifetime movie role. Still living in the upper floors of the crack den from whence she came, here’s Lohan posing with Furious Love, a book effectively about the same subject as the [...]
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Uncle Terry Set Lindsay Lohan’s Hair On Fire
Lindsay Lohan has been scraping together a living with Lifetime auditions and photo shoots in Uncle Terry’s basement. Well, finally… there’s some good news. She’s upgraded from the basement to the upper floors of the crack den from whence she came (the lighting’s better). Uncle Terry memorialized the moment on his Instamatic by asking Lohan to strip and [...]
Was Lindsay Lohan ‘Under The Influence’ Again?
In supposition from a third-party that will shock no one, it’s claimed that Lindsay Lohan got wasted this weekend. This follows a rather muted holidays and New Year’s, during which time she did little but attend an industry party with friends at which she claimed to remain sober. RadarOnline.com claims, Lohan was ‘under the influence’ [...]
Megan Fox Competing For Elizabeth Taylor Role
As pointed out when Deadline.com ran its original story, Lindsay Lohan never signed as Elizabeth Taylor but was only up for consideration. But she is doing the old crack-hustle, with the help of her pimp momager. Which, so far as I can deduce, amounts to leaking to TMZ.com that she can expedite her probation in [...]
Lindsay Lohan To Star In Budget Lifetime Movie
For some reason, people are all in a lather today about Deadline.com’s reporting of Lindsay Lohan being in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime movie. She’s only in talks for one. She rarely gets out of that phase before being ditched for someone else or being demoted to a smaller part (see every [...]
Did Lindsay Lohan Lie About New Year’s Plans?
Colour me shocked, but Lindsay Lohan attended a party on New Year’s Eve. In a statement released by her rep, upon sending a cease and desist to a Dubai company using her name for promotion of a different party, it was claimed Lohan would ‘be spending New Year’s Eve in Los Angeles with a few close friends [...]
