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According to everyone with eyes, Lindsay Lohan basically partied until the morning she was supposed to check into the fake rehab chosen by Lionel Hutz. She’s cleaned up her act a little since going into real rehab–Betty Ford–under the stewardship of real lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley. Sources who have their ears pressed to the outside of the rehab with a little glass say Lohan is falling apart  without the ability to self-medicate and she’s comfort eating instead of taking her beloved Adderall. And she’s jonesing particularly badly because she allegedly did a bunch of drugs shortly before checking herself in. Says some random dude who used to be her dealer. ‘Lindsay still wants to party,’ said David ‘DJ’ Joseph. ‘But she feels going to rehab saves face in the eyes of the public.’ He adds, as Lohan’s ‘longtime drug dealer,’ he can corroborate Piers Morgan’s assertion that Lohan lied about her drug use in a recent interview. ‘I saw her take a bump more than [the purported four of five times] when she tested out my deliveries,’ said Joseph. ‘It is another example of how much denial she is in.’ Adding that HE walked away from HER because the consumption was just too much… ‘Lindsay wasn’t monitoring what she was taking, and there were lots of enablers around, so I had to walk away,’ claims DJ, who also says Lohan purchased ‘$10,000 to $15,000 [of] coke and Molly, or extra-pure pharmaceutical ecstasy’ that he can personally account for. ‘I feared she would do a line of coke after some pills and then be dead … I am not in the business of helping people kill themselves.’

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Lindsay Lohan wasn’t thinking clearly when she fired Lionel Hutz and re-hired a real lawyer who put her in a real rehab facility. Under the care of Hutz, she could do what she wanted when she wanted and even got to pick a rehab without a licence. However, under the care of Shawn Holley, the 26-year-old is in Betty Ford which has real doctors. Those doctors have stopped her self-medicating with Adderall she doesn’t really need but she’s been using to manage her weight. Without her addictive pills to prop her up, insiders say she’s falling apart. ’Lindsay just doesn’t want to be there,’ says a source. ‘She was forced to go to Betty Ford by the judge instead of going to jail. [She] looks extremely haggard, her face is bloated, it doesn’t look like she has brushed her hair in days. She looks very disheveled and has absolutely no energy since docs took away the Adderall.’

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The sources who have been going through the trash at Betty Ford report that Lindsay Lohan is plotting her escape because she’s not allowed to abuse drugs in rehab. Allegedly, she’s taking Adderall as an appetite suppressant and she’s concerned about gaining weight while she’s in court-ordered treatment. Unfortunately for Lohan, Betty Ford is a real grown ups rehab not so much a glorified spa. So they have real doctors who do real diagnoses, and those same doctors worked out in about two seconds she doesn’t need that specific drug to regulate her condition. And now… dun, dun, DUN she’s gaining actual weight because the food in Betty Ford is God damned delicious. Lohan is ‘extremely emotional this past week and is finding comfort in food,’ says a source. ‘Lindsay can’t stop eating, and has gained five pounds because she has such poor eating habits. She has been exercising, but she just doesn’t have a lot of energy because she is no longer taking Adderall, which is a psychostimulant medication that contains amphetamine. She has been talking to a nutritionist at Betty Ford about eating healthier.’ You read that right. Five. Pounds. The source continues, ‘the food at Betty Ford is really, really good. Meals are elaborate affairs, featuring lots of delicious desserts. Lindsay just can’t say no to the food. She is complaining that the new medications doctors prescribed, which isn’t amphetamine based, aren’t working. She is just making herself miserable.’

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According to the kinds of sources who go through the trash at a rehab center, Lindsay Lohan is planning her great escape because the doctors at Betty Ford won’t let her abuse prescription drugs during her stay. Almost immediately after letting herself in the backdoor because no one invited her in the front, doctors established that Lohan didn’t really need Adderall for her supposed ADHD. She’s not getting the drug in rehab so of course she wants to leave. But it turns out it’s more than self-medicating… she’s using the drug to manage her weight. A source tells RadarOnline.com, ‘Lindsay is absolutely freaking out about the prospect of gaining weight now that Adderall has been taken away.’ The source continues, ‘Lindsay has been able to eat whatever she has wanted and not gain weight for years and she attributes this to Adderall. Everyone knows that the controversial drug ramps up your metabolism, and can suppress the appetite. Lindsay has been talking to patients at Betty Ford and she is mortified when others reveal they have experienced a huge weight gain while in treatment. Betty Ford’s food is very, very good and there is a lot of comfort food. She has been working out during the afternoon time allotted for fitness because she doesn’t want to get fat.’ Previously, Lohan lied to Piers Morgan about her drug use telling him, ‘I have severe ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder). I can’t stand still. So I take Adderall (a prescription drug) for that, it calms me. I know people who take it to stay up, or girls who take it to supposedly stay slim because it kills your appetite. But I eat all the time. I just take it to stay calm. It works well for me.’