Kristen Stewart sleeps around for roles in movies but couldn’t f**k her way into any more movies for 12 months after people found that out. Another thing that apparently happens is she’s spending time in the company of rich men for cash upfront, which I decided is prostitution because evidently people do have sex with […]
Kristen Stewart always looks like she just got done giving someone’s husband a birthday handy which it turns out is the only reason she has a career in the first place. I don’t actually know how she got into fashion, though, since I’m guessing she had a hard time sleeping her way in there. She’s […]
Lindsay Lohan used to be the kind of leading lady who could sell places other than Netflix and whose movies could sell without the n*de scenes being leaked online as marketing or without n*des scenes at all. Apparently it burns to see peers doing better than you. So now Lohan is shading Kristen Stewart for […]
The same Kristen Stewart who spent the day getting eaten out by a married man in a parking lot is complaining about the invasion of privacy in a new video. According to Stewart, paparazzi shouldn’t be breathing the same sparkly air as famous people because famous people should be able to do stupid s**t without […]
Here is Kristen Stewart in photos where you cannot make out her face but you can make out her horrible posture. The photos are from the set of her new movie, Camp X-Ray, co-starring Lane Garrison, that’s being filmed on the ocean because extramarital affairs in international waters don’t really count.
Robert Pattinson is no longer settling for Kristen Stewart, according to the kinds of sources who have receipts for their receipts. According to PEOPLE.com, the couple called it quits last week. Pattinson and Stewart have been on-again-off-again since the latter was caught cheating with the director she’s probably going to be working with again on […]