A nanny who tended the older two Jenner kids and Kardashians, until Kim Kardashian was 17-years-old, is shopping a tell-all book about her time with the family. Probably because pimp momager had yet to earn her pimp cup and so no confidentiality agreements were put in place. TMZ.com has some details on the rather dull-sounding treatment for the book. It’s mostly about how Bruce Jenner’s sons were ‘extremely spoiled and disrespectful,’ resulting in the nanny, Pam Behan, slapping Brandon Jenner. Making it sound as though the girls had daily pillow fights in their underwear, Behan tells TMZ she has ‘intimate details’ about Kourtney and Kim for which she thinks you’ll buy the book. Let’s see, this was before Kim married the first time but after Kourtney took underage explicit photos with a boyfriend. So there may be something there. Pretending this isn’t tacky, Behan says: ‘I love those kids, to this day I love them. Because, MONIES.’
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Mason Disick shot his second-annual Christmas Card. This is Mason’s card, right? He’s wearing his shiniest shoes and a bow tie/suspenders combo that match his mother’s. I didn’t know who those other people were, so I looked it up. Turns out, it’s his parents, aunts and uncles, pimp abuelita and grandpa. So, Rob’s lumped on the end; Kendall and Kylie are together in tailored evening attire and bow ties; Bruce Jenner’s face lifts are barely noticeable and pimp abuelita is the only person not in classic black and white; Khloe and Lamar Wook both wore suits; Kim’s Lurchless, which is why she’s holding back botox tears; Kourtney and Scott are matching, so is the foetus who’s wearing one of Mason’s hand-me-down Ascots. Close-ups feature botox and unseasonably-stern expressions.
Barbara Walters is the third person in a month to call out the Kardashians for their lack of brains/ talent/ worth. First Daniel Craig called them ‘f**king idiots,’ then Johah Hill called the obsession with them ‘disgusting,’ then Walters mocked them during their 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011 interview. You’d think Walters picked the people on her own list, right? I dunno. She seems annoyed they’re on the list, topped by the late Steve Jobs, telling the family: ‘You don’t really act; you don’t sing; you don’t dance. You don’t have any, forgive me, any talent.’ Asked about the pre-show release of her sex tape in 2007, Kim Kardashian brushed it off as though she picked career urinal on her aptitude test: ‘I have made mistakes in my life, for sure. You learned a lot from that.’
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Khloe Kardashian has over-shared in her portion of this behind-the-scenes video from the sisters’ Glamour cover shoot. The sisters were asked fan questions, like where do they buy urinal cakes in bulk? The 27-year-old was asked: ‘Would you rather suck Lamar’s toes or let him eat chocolate in bed forever?’ To which Kardashian replied: ‘BOTH! I suck his toes while he eats chocolate in bed.’
Kourtney Kardashian forgot to take her pill again. Moreover, like I said, there was a reason Us Weekly has been helping the family smear Kris Humphries… they’d probably already paid the family for this lifestyle exclusive and so they weren’t able to report anything anti-Kardashian the last few weeks. X17Online.com actually broke the news, as I read this last night. However, Us Weekly is claiming the exclusive with the first statement this morning: ‘Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family.’ Kardashian’s pregnancy covers the new issue. The 32-year-old and her boyfriend had a positive test five-weeks ago. She continues: ‘Now I’m nine weeks along. You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.’ Disick admitted it was unplanned: ‘It wasn’t like we weren’t trying. We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’
The franchise based on Kim Kardashian’s urinal impression is doing better than ever (THANKS, Pierre for sending this over). Turns out the whores’ whoring has earned them an extra tree-fiddy on E!’s nightstand, since the season opener did better than ever. It’s the show’s highest-ever opening, with 3.2 million viewers and a rise in the youth demo watching how to fake repulsion at naked yoga. It’s going to be interesting to see whether pimp momager’s hasty-editing of Kris Humphries as the series bad guy, and the obvious smear campaign that’s really just a long-winded shill for QuickTrim, keeps people watching past episode one.