Kourtney Kardashian forgot to take her pill again. Moreover, like I said, there was a reason Us Weekly has been helping the family smear Kris Humphries… they’d probably already paid the family for this lifestyle exclusive and so they weren’t able to report anything anti-Kardashian the last few weeks. X17Online.com actually broke the news, as I read this last night. However, Us Weekly is claiming the exclusive with the first statement this morning: ‘Scott and I are so excited to announce that we are expecting our second child and are thrilled to be expanding the love in our family.’ Kardashian’s pregnancy covers the new issue. The 32-year-old and her boyfriend had a positive test five-weeks ago. She continues: ‘Now I’m nine weeks along. You’re supposed to wait 12 weeks to tell people, but I feel confident.’ Disick admitted it was unplanned: ‘It wasn’t like we weren’t trying. We kind of just said, ‘If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.’
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Kourtney Kardashian Pregnant With Second Baby
The Whores’ Whoring Earned Them New Tricks
The franchise based on Kim Kardashian’s urinal impression is doing better than ever (THANKS, Pierre for sending this over). Turns out the whores’ whoring has earned them an extra tree-fiddy on E!’s nightstand, since the season opener did better than ever. It’s the show’s highest-ever opening, with 3.2 million viewers and a rise in the youth demo watching how to fake repulsion at naked yoga. It’s going to be interesting to see whether pimp momager’s hasty-editing of Kris Humphries as the series bad guy, and the obvious smear campaign that’s really just a long-winded shill for QuickTrim, keeps people watching past episode one.
Konfusion Over Kardashian Khristmas Special
I would hate myself more for that title, except I didn’t make up the word ‘Khristmas.’ There were multiple reports over Thanksgiving weekend that the Kardashian family were planning a holiday special named ’Kardashian Khristmas.’ Page Six’s sources said a special had been planned, only to be axed over scheduling conflicts. It sounded like a tacky special was planned, like the family releases annual holiday cards and shills holiday-theme magazine covers, but the divorce backlash ruined it. P6 reported: ‘[The family had] too many commitments [to film together]. It didn’t look promising due to schedule conflicts, but once Kim’s divorce happened it was definitely not possible.’ In the same report, a Kardashian rep denied a show ever existed: ‘I haven’t heard anything about [it].’ The rep added, when asked by The Hollywood Reporter, ‘[The P6 report is] completely false. This special was never on the schedule.’
30 photos of Kim Kardashian, in full hair and make-up, doing her best to avoid the peasants while hanging with other celebrities at the LA Mission on November 23 (don’t posing, false lashes, and heavy security, say ‘I love poor people.’)
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Kardashian Fairytale Divorce Special On SNL
The Kardashians are the gift with an inexplicable cadence that keeps on giving. But the family isn’t filming the sham divorce for Keeping Up With The Kardashians season seven or a Kim’s Fairytale Divorce: A Kardashian Event. So, Saturday Night Live have had to fulfil that demand for closure with a parody. It’s pretty self-explanatory, and the video is below along with a part one of Kathy Griffin’s Pants Off show where she made fun of the wedding back in September (I’ve included it because she and SNL made Slowphries a slow/ Lurch monster).
Video Of Kim Kardashian’s Staged Honeymoon
Kim Kardashian staged photos of her shill honeymoon for the cover of Us Weekly because People didn’t think through its options when choosing a shill wedding over a glorified holiday to Italy. The cover and the honeymoon album inside were basically a bunch of obviously-staged photos for Us Weekly for which it would appear the paparazzi/ camera crew were inside of the fenced garden area of the honeymoon suite. Because it’s hard to stage flattering aerial shots and Kardashian needs to work her angles to give us FACE, FACE, PEE FACE. And there’s video of the staged honeymoon that took place for no other reason than to forward the Kardashian narrative before having children (otherwise, she may have started her family and then had the honeymoon in Summer 2012 as planned). In related news, Kardashian wants to have babies now, so the baby shills can begin. ‘Hopefully soon. Being a mom is something I’ve always wanted,’ she told People Wednesday at a party celebrating her move to New York City. ‘So I would love to be one someday… It would be a dream that all three of us, even Kourtney again, were pregnant at the same time. That would be amazing.’ 25 photos from the same event also attended by Kourtney Kardashian. Video below.
Kardashians Shill Underwear Using Photoshop
A moment ago, I was asked on Facebook what I thought of the ‘Klan’ scandal and I just realised to what the reader was referring. Turns out the Kardashian sisters, whose initials are KKK, referred to themselves as the ‘Klan’ in a press release for the cheap, stolen shill designs for Sears. IDK. Maybe these are the bras and panties of supremacists and this is all some meta joke I don’t get. And Kim Kardashian’s vagina is like the UN or something and it’s trying to smooth over international relations between every athlete and the supremacists who write her press-releases. KKK haven’t bothered responding to the ‘Klan’ scandal yet, because there aren’t any Ks in the word ‘Sorry.’ Well, here are some photos of the three sisters Photoshopped to look the same height (for example, there’s a 10-inch height difference between Khloe and Kourtney). But, oddly, not the same weight. Poor adopted Khloe. KHLOE NO LIKE PANTIES. KHLOE SMASH! (Sidenote: yes, per the video below, Kim Kardashian was at the Annie Leibovitz shoot.)
