It’ll come as no surprise to anyone who remembers when the whorehouse used to accept credit that Kris Jenner got her ‘other children’ to appear on Keeping up with the Kardashians by basically forcing them. By the girls’ own admissions, Jenner and Kimmode conceived the idea for the reality show and backed the ‘other’ sisters into a corner. No, really, by Kourtney and Khloe’s own admission. The girls tell the UK’s Fabulous Magazine that their pimp momager ‘blindsided’ them. Khloe admits ‘Me and Kourt were kind of blindsided,’ at the very beginning of the show. ‘Mom and Kim knew what was going on and it all happened so fast… I think if we’d had time to analyze it, we would have thought about it too much and wouldn’t have been able to be ourselves.’ Kourtney adds, ‘Yeah, I was reluctant at first,’ because she didn’t want to be on Keeping up with the Kardashians either. However, Kim and Kris Jenner had already ‘cooked up’ the idea. ‘I think I was just being a protective older sibling,’ Kourtney continues. ‘I didn’t know how things would be edited.’ The family’s Kimmode justifies it by explaining that she blindly does WHATEVER her mother asks. ‘When my mom came with the idea I was like: ‘OK,’’ Kim explained. ‘Within a couple of days we were filming, so we didn’t really have time to digest it. That’s the beauty.’
Having been succeeded by both of her former sidekicks, Nicole Richie, her childhood friend, and Kim Kardashian, her former stylist, Paris Hilton’s only remaining claim to fame is that she once hung out with these people. Like this weekend, Hilton spent Easter in the year 2003 and partied with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion. Hilton also injected herself into a week old story on a slow news day because that’s the only way she can get coverage anymore. Responding to the leaked Ford ads showing Hilton kidnapping the Kardashian sisters, Hilton called the ads ‘stupid’ and ‘ridiculous’ when asked for comment by TMZ.
Kim Kardashian is in Miami, FL with her eldest sister and they spent yesterday checking on their DASH Miami store. The girls wore skirts with matching peplums that I’m going to start calling ‘Tummy Curtains’ because that’s what they are. Kourtney, who gave birth this year, fits into her skirt. Kim, not so much.
The Kardashian sisters cover Cosmopolitan UK December 2012 because they’re selling stolen clothing designs here now having saturated the American market. Inside the issue, WOOK WOOK HAS A SAD BECAUSE WOOK WOOK ATE ‘EM KIM KARDASHIAN FOR SECOND DINNER AND KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN AS A PRE-GO JUICE & LIGHTS OUT TIME SNACK. Asked about her weight in a bulls**t article about inner-confidence, Khloe Kardashian replied: ‘It isn’t easy. My weight fluctuates, like any normal girl, and I have times when I feel insecure. So if I come under scrutiny at one of those times, then I might get really down on myself. But the next day, I might be like, ‘Oh, f**k off, I’m so much better than that.’ I have moments of weakness, but mostly I brush the criticism off… Who cares if I’m not a size zero? I don’t want to be… I love my body; I’m healthy, I work out. But I also enjoy life… the more scrutiny I am under, the more confident I become. I am who I am. I can’t do anything about it, and I love who I am.’
I’ve mentioned before that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West only appear to wear one pair of pants. I’d swear it’s one pair between them, if I’d not seen them wear their leathers at the same time. But here’s Kardashian in pants that are going to start walking on their own soon if they’re not retired. The pants are currently filming the Kardashian’s arbitrary spin-off Kourtney & Kim Take Miami at the scene of the crime where eldest sister Kourtney Kardashian’s condom broke the first time while filming Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami. Having shot enough to cobble together a promo, it’s below with the rest of the photos.
Because the doctor’s last name wasn’t Kardashian, the doctor clearly couldn’t be trusted to assist Kourtney Kardashian in the birth of baby Penelope Scotland Disick (who is named after a randomly chosen country just to fit her dad’s name in there somewhere). Because, GOD, labour takes SO long, the 33-year-old did as with son Mason Dash Disick and reached down to yank this kid out too. She tells Us Weekly why she keeps doing that: ‘I did! She was coming out, and I was thinking, I should pull her. With Mason, I had no idea I was going to do that. This time, I thought: This is what I’m supposed to do. Our doctor has grown fond of that maneuver, and we’re fond of it too.’ And it was ‘really easy’ giving birth, presumably pooping and bleeding all over herself, in front of Scott Disick, Kim Kardashian, Wook, Kendall Jenner, Kylie Jenner, Rob Kardashian and Kris Jenner (it’s not clear whether Bruce was there). And she talks about ‘not really’ feeling pressure to lose the 45 lbs of baby weight: ‘I gained nearly 45 pounds. I’m 5 feet tall, so that’s a lot. While I’m here around the house, I just eat healthy.’
Photos from when Kardashian was still pregnant, out to brunch with her family.