An episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians will be dedicated to whoring out Lamar Odom’s old neighbourhood in Jamaica, Queens because MONIES. Or because the mail shot (I assume) producers sent to every household informed locals of the exact date and time of Odom’s return. Resulting in hundreds of hangers-on watching the family buying sneakers. The tour included Kim playing basketball in leather pants while security tried not to get in her way. 16 photos.
Admitting what we already knew, Khloe Kardashian says her family resort to emotional blackmail when threatening letters and poison Wook traps don’t get the message across. Speaking in the UK’s New! Magazine, the 27-year-old says that her family is pressuring her to have babies despite her obvious problems getting pregnant (her husband has kids, so he’s not the issue). Moreover, they use little Mason Dash Disick to guilt Kardashian into having a baby to be his friend: ‘Lamar and I definitely want children, but I felt pressured by my mom and my sisters,’ said Kardashian. ‘Kourtney had Mason and [began] saying, ‘I want him to have someone to grow up with.’ Sex became a job instead of it being fun and easy. Now it’s in God’s hands and I’m very comfortable with that right now.’
Asked about her weight, she added: ‘I’m very comfortable with my body right now. My weight fluctuates all the time, but I try to eat healthily, work out and stay as fit as I can.’ Of the paparazzi, she concluded: ‘They’re mean and aggressive. They’re not trying to get pretty shots of you. But it comes with the territory, I guess.’ Side note: photos below, since forced-perspective is fun.
Kris Jenner celebrated her son’s 25th year of being homeless by sharing this photo of herself on Twitter. Not quite ‘nude,’ as some are reporting, but it’s Jenner when she was 31-years-old in what I assume are maternity panties.
The Kardashian sisters are shilling panties which of course means CGI torsos and adjusting for the height difference because Khloe Kardashian throws everything off. This is some random advert for the sisters’ underwear line. About which I’m only posting because I’m sure there’ll be a lawsuit in a few weeks about how they stole these designs and there’s already patent pending on panties through which you can pee without the stink ruining your day (Depends are Victoria’s Secret).
Kourtney Kardashian is expecting a baby girl, which makes for a less-exciting reveal when you recall that she announced at nine-weeks at the behest of pimp momager to deflect the worst of her sister’s divorce scandal. OK! somehow appears to have landed the exclusive even after faking a postpartum body cover following Mason Disick’s birth (not the mention its fake Jessica Simpson preggo cover with fabricated quotes to save the $500,000 asking price for a real interview). Kardashian, 32, due in July, confirmed the news to her pimps at E! saying: ‘We feel so blessed to be having a little girl and to be able to share this new experience with Mason.’ She told OK! ‘[I'm] so, so excited! I even wanted a girl the first time and then we had Mason and it couldn’t have been any better… We’re very fortunate to have the combination that everyone wishes for.’
Because there’s a 50/50 chance that they’re right and even if they’re not no one will remember by the time the baby comes, Life & Style claims Kourtney Kardashian is expecting a daughter with Scott Disick. In a longer story about Kardashian being preggo and alone, the tabloid claims that she and Disick stopped having sex the second she got knocked-up because pimp momager’s edict states his penis served its purpose. And sources claim they’re expecting a girl although their rep is denying which means they’re negotiating an exclusive reveal right now because after being paid for the staged bikini photos on the cover there’s no way they’re revealing the baby’s sex for free. Pretending the foetus isn’t already P.M.’s pawn, a source claims: ‘Kourtney was hoping for a girl. She loves having a boy but thinks having a girl would be perfect so she can dress her up and show her the ropes in life.’ The staged photos also covered Us.
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