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Bruce Jenner Is Hogging The Urinal Cakes

Bruce Jenner tells Ellen DeGeneres that whomever is next to date his stepdaughter will have to go through him. Which will totally happen since Kim Kardashian planned her second wedding without his involvement and filed for divorce leaving her stepfather to find out on the news. ‘The next guy’s got to go through me,’ said Jenner, 62. Adding that he thought the marriage would fail but he gave his blessings anyway. ‘[When Kris Humphries asked for Kim's hand] in the back of my head I said, ‘I don’t know if she is going to say yes, but it’s not my decision. Go for it’… Maybe we should start questioning some of their decisions.’ To which pimp momager countered she lets her kids do whatever because MONIES: ‘It’s our job to support them, so I don’t question some of their decisions,’ she says. ‘Obviously, we have internal conversations… ‘What the hell are you doing?” 10 pictures of Kardashian in Beverly Hills over the weekend.

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Kim Kardashian Withheld Sex From Husband

In news that makes no sense because she’s already been paid for sex once before, this week’s Lies & Style basically says Kim Kardashian withheld sex from Kris Humphries after they married because it would have been gauche to stream their honeymoon night or have E! cameras film it in an event sponsored by Urinal Cake Enterprises ™ (they’re lemon scented for your pleasure). L&S ignores the death of Whitney Houston to instead copy pasta weeks’ old stories from RadarOnline.com about Humphries ‘dragging’ Kardashian into the court of public opinion; which is awful, because it doesn’t allow for re-shoots. The tabloid bury the lede somewhat though. Because they also claim Kardashian stopped having sex with Humphries the day they married because, I’m guessing, there was no way to monetize their sex life… so why bother? A source tells L&S: ‘Kim’s freaking out [about the divorce]. All of her dirty laundry will be aired and there is a lot to air. Kim is a calculating person who does things to benefit her wallet. That’s her top priority! Everything will come out in court… even their sex life.’ Another adds: ‘Almost immediately after the wedding, they stopped having sex.’

10 photos in Beverly Hills scouting DASH locations and jogging in LA yesterday.

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She’s Wet Because She’s A Urinal Cake

Wet because she’s the cake in the community urinal, here’s Kim Kardashian being handed another Allure cover because posing doesn’t require talent either. This is Kardashian’s March 2012 cover and another interview in which she sells herself as barron and lovelorn in the absence of kids and a third husband at 31.

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Someone Peed In The Urinal On Valentine’s Day

I’m going to take a wild stab in the dark and say that someone probably got to pee in the community urinal on Valentine’s Day, because here’s Kim Kardashian walking around after a workout holding a rose. I have it on good authority that’s the fitting rose for when you tried to bleach the stains the next day but they wouldn’t come out (if they’d done a Cleveland Steamer she’d have a white rose). Five photos of Kardashian putting the V.D. in Valentine’s Day, after spending Sunday on a date with Reggie Bush although they’re playing dumb in the tabloids.

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Kim Kardashian & Reggie Bush Went On A Date

In news that should alarm anyone who wants to protect Reggie Bush from himself, Kim Kardashian went on a lunch date with her ex-boyfriend this weekend because once you go Urinal Cakes you never go back. TMZ.com claims that after Kardashian learned of the fate of Whitney Houston, the 31-year-old crammed herself into bedazzled blue then probably arranged the date at the Beverly Hills Hotel because breasts and ill-timed reconilliations are a great way to make someone else’s death all about you. Reportedly, Kardashian and Bush have spent a bunch of time together the past few days and were indifferent to fans coming up to them on Sunday but it’s unclear whether they’re officially back together.

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Kim Kardashian’s Breasts Are Very, Very Sad

Here’s Kim Kardashian’s cleavage at the Clive Davis pre-Grammy gala that wasn’t attended by Davis since he was at home mourning the loss of Whitney Houston. You’d be forgiven for giving Kardashian’s corseted boob show a pass with the short notice on which people were notified of the death in relation to the start of the event (Houston was in the bath getting ready to sing at the same event in the same hotel when she possibly drowned according to TMZ.com). Except Kardashian knew Houston died because she tweeted a reaction, which means instead of opting for black like everyone else including Britney Spears, Diana Ross, Ciara, and Kathy Griffin, Kardashian stuck with bedazzled blue.

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