Barbara Walters is the third person in a month to call out the Kardashians for their lack of brains/ talent/ worth. First Daniel Craig called them ‘f**king idiots,’ then Johah Hill called the obsession with them ‘disgusting,’ then Walters mocked them during their 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011 interview. You’d think Walters picked the people on [...]
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Kanye West Likes The Taste Of Urinal Cakes
I had to. Mainly because, when skimming for quotes, I came across this: ‘Kanye was eating Kim up like she was a piece of cake,’ and I was all like.. ‘EW, does he know where that thing has been?!’ Someone, somewhere, is really trying to make this stale f**kship happen again. His ex-girlfriend, Amber Rose, [...]
Kardashians Staging Cheating Rumours Now?
It would appear as though the Kardashians, pimp momager, and E! may be framing Kris Humphries in a ratings ploy. In the trailers for Kourtney & Kim Take New York, executive producer pimp momager hastily added scenes suggesting cheating as the reason for the break-up. Except, Slowphries didn’t cheat (moreover, standing next to women at [...]
Jonah Hill Finds Kardashian Obsession Disgusting
Jonah Hill is also technically correct, the best kind of correct, which means he’s going to get a BBM full of frowny faces from pimp momager any minute now. Hill, while on the Moneyball promotional trail, expressed his disgust at reality shows getting higher ratings than real shows that people worked harder on. Broadly speaking, [...]
Being Peed On Requires Mad ‘Work Ethic,’ Yo
Kris Jenner was interviewed about her whores and how her pimp hand remains strong. She explained that shilling BOGO deep fried urinal cakes (get them while they’re hot) takes mad work ethic, yo: ’I spent a lot of time very young paying attention to what was going on around me and I think that somehow seeped in. [...]
Kris Jenner Wants Apology From Daniel Craig
Kris Jenner said so many delusional, nonsensical things today I actually need to split her pimp vomit across two posts. First, the comments about Daniel Craig. Then, later, what she said about her kids’ ‘work ethics.’ Jenner was one of the underwhelming attendees at The Hollywood Reporter Power 100 Women in Entertainment breakfast in Beverly Hills [...]
