THANK YOU, reader Danielle for posting a tip about this on my FB, much obliged. It’s being reported in the new issue of Star, I know… I know… that the Kardashians are using foreign slave labour in the manufacture of their Kardashian Kollection. The report is being parroted in sister outlet RadarOnline.com, who report: ‘The [...]
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The Kardashian Shows Could Go On For Years
Kim Kardashian attempts to look contrite about her contribution to the pursuit of affordable urinal cakes for all, on the cover of The Hollywood Reporter. There are only a few excerpts from her interview. However, she does threaten to unleash her younger sisters if $100 million in unmarked cakes aren’t delivered to that mall in [...]
Kim Kardashian Knows Haiti Isn’t The Mall
Kim Kardashian would never be a glorified, fame-whoring, self-serving urinal cake. HDU!!! When Kardashian went to Haiti, a few of you asked why I didn’t cover it. Well, for a start, because the photos didn’t come out until later. Moreover, I said I never mock any genuine efforts to help others, nor any charity work. [...]
Wook Wook Ran Away From Kim Kardashian
Khloe Kardashian is happy to be leaving Los Angeles because it’s hard to tan with her immediately-senior sister’s butt blocking out the sun (conversely, butts block harmful rays). A technically-correct random source tells RadarOnline.com that Wook Wook’s feelings were hurt when Kim Kardashian read scripted, mean lines on last week’s episode of Kourtney & Kim [...]
Mason Disick & The Kardashians Christmas Card
Mason Disick shot his second-annual Christmas Card. This is Mason’s card, right? He’s wearing his shiniest shoes and a bow tie/suspenders combo that match his mother’s. I didn’t know who those other people were, so I looked it up. Turns out, it’s his parents, aunts and uncles, pimp abuelita and grandpa. So, Rob’s lumped on the end; [...]
Kim Kardashian 2011′s Most Ill-Mannered Person
Kim Kardashian has been named the Most Ill-Mannered Person of 2011 by a group of technically-correct randoms at the National League of Junior Cotillions. She received the title for her fake relationship, fake wedding for money, and divorce used as a ratings ploy on her scripted reality show. More specifically: ‘for making a private matter public and disrespecting [...]
