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Porn Stars Are Welcome At L’uomo Vogue

It was rumoured that Kim Kardashian had been snubbed as gauche by Anna Wintour for the Met Gala and the cover of American Vogue. Prompting her pimps at E! to do some contrived damage control, by way of a rebuttal, that Kardashian had a photo shoot for a ‘European fashion magazine’ the day of the gala so she couldn’t attend ‘if she wanted to.’ Which was sort of true, except E! lied about the dates, because it’s a week later and these are the first photos we’re seeing. Kardashian tweeted this photo with the caption: ’Amazing shoot today for Vogue Italia! Thank you @Rushka_Bergman & @akafrancesco for your creative genius!!!’ (you can see more photos here). Except, notes Jezebel.com, Kardashian doesn’t know what magazine she’s shooting for because Vogue Italia editor Franca Sozzani clarified on Twitter the shoot is really for L’uomo Vogue.

E! Damage Control On Kardashian MET Story

E! Online posted the world’s most transparent rebuttal, with a story claiming Kim Kardashian was not snubbed by Anna Wintour and the MET Costume Institute Gala; instead, Kardashian had a prior work commitment on the West coast. The same E! who’re Scrooge McDucking in a vault of Kardashian-tainted money has a fiduciary interest not to allow this kind of story to spread. Earlier in the week, RadarOnline.com claimed Kardashian would never attend the MET Gala, nor cover American Vogue, because Wintour ‘hated’ the reality star. However, claims, E!, the prior report was fabrication because going to the gym (the only thing I have proof of Kardashian doing that day) was more important than the biggest fame/ fashion whore gangbang outside of the Academy Awards. An E! source says Kardashian had a commitment in Los Angeles for an all-day photo shoot with a European fashion magazine: ‘She couldn’t have gone even if she wanted to. The shoot was scheduled for months in advance.’ Photos of Kimye from May 10.

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I Guess Porn Stars Aren’t Welcome At The Met

Anna Wintour took a blood oath that no glorified porn star would cover Vogue or attend the Met Gala. I didn’t notice that Kim Kardashian was not at the event attended by Kanye West, but a source claims: ‘Anna hates Kim. Why would she be invited to the event? It is all the biggest stars in the world and Kim doesn’t fit that bill at all. The Met Gala is $25,000 a ticket, but Kim can’t even buy her way in, Anna Wintour does not want her there!’ Asked why Kardashian hung around Los Angeles running errands instead, the source opined there were some PR shenanigans going on to save face: ‘Kim and her camp will deny that she wasn’t invited by saying that she had business in L.A., but that is a lie. She would have done anything to be there with all the A-listers.’ Better yet, says the source, no porn will cover Vogue: ‘Anna Wintour would allow Kim Kardashian on the cover of Vogue over her dead body. As long as Anna’s in charge you will not see Kim on Vogue.’ Five photos of Kim Kardashian at the gym in California yesterday.

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Pimp Momager Pushing For Kimye’s Wedding

This makes a little more sense, in the context of the random stories the past week about Kim Kardashian and Kanye West being ‘very serious… in love… talking marriage… and looking at rings’ according to various sources. Which I wrote off as promotion for them faking it on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. As mentioned before, Kris Jenner is ‘thrilled’ about the money she could make from her daughter sleeping with a guy for publicity. She’s so ‘thrilled’ her bottom b**ch is going above and beyond, there’s a push to trap West into marriage so there can be another televised and monetised wedding. A source tells Radar that Kimye’s Fairy Tale Wedding: A Pimp Momager Event will be Jenner’s fault: ‘Kris Jenner is ecstatic that Kim is dating Kanye. She can see their celebrity stock and wealth rising by the day. She is pushing hard for Kim to get her claws into Kanye and would love it if he proposed. She has already told Kim that if they make it down the aisle they are going to do it on camera again. There’s just too much money to be made for Kris to allow this to be done privately. You would think most moms would be keen for their daughter to take it slow, especially seeing as Kim’s divorce still isn’t finalized from the last fiasco. But, Kris just marks Kris Humphries down as a major mistake to be forgotten and is eager for Kim to move on to bigger and better things, which, she believes, Kanye definitely is.’

Fake Flour Stunt Shown In The KUWTK Trailer

The contrived, scripted stunt pulled by the Kardashians to shill their bottled pee (that’s perfume to you) made it into the promotional trailer for Keeping Up With The Kardashians season seven because activist Christina Cho was in on it, and obviously no charges were ever pursued. The fake flour bomb stunt for ratings and the fake Kimye relationship for ratings will air in two weeks until which time you can watch this on repeat wondering what happenened to your life. In related Kim Kardashian news, pimping every breath out of Kimye, she’s leaking to the tabloids that she’s planning to start a family with and marry Kanye West. A source told Us Weekly the couple is ‘very serious’ and ‘are talking marriage’ enough to pick out rings in the company of E! producers. And Kardashian will follow West around on his Summer tour with Jay-Z, because the couple is in ‘love’ and nothing to do with stalking Beyonce. The source continues: ‘[Kim] wants to be with him as much as possible. They really know and love each other.’

Khloe & Lamar Isn’t Cancelled Because MONIES

Realising pimp momager would never allow her family to walk away from the publicity and easy endorsements, the world let out a collective DUH! because Khloe & Lamar has not been cancelled. A rep panick BBM’ed the following: ‘It has NOT been cancelled. It’s just on hold now while schedules are figured out. It will depend on their schedules, as Lamar’s basketball schedule is a priority.’ Another cipher, which translates as: ‘I’m in a dark room, watching the rough-cut of Mason’s spin-off on a loop. I’m so cold. Send blankets. And a sack lunch. No. Send hel…’ I can’t understand the rest. Something about string cheese?

The photo is from today’s We Didn’t Get Cancelled tour of New York, while grandmas watch her sister’s porn yelling ‘It’s purple at the end, she left a gap in the middle… cly-toris.’ That clip is below (Thanks for the reminder, Joan!)

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