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Slowphries Did This To His House On Purpose

On the wedding special, if I recall correctly, Kim Kardashian made several comments about the decor of Kris Humphries’ lakeside Minnesota home. The porn star declared the house gauche and deigned to stay there. However, now that Kardashian is dude’s estranged wife and they’re divorcing, he can live in an ugly house if he wants. In fact, SLOWPHRIES CAN MAKE HOUSE MORE UGLY. Here’s his remodelled bedroom, after letting some people from a redesign reality show destroy his house. I mean, really. What in the actual f**k? Slowphries proudly showed of his sub-gauche pad in Lies & Style. More photos are below.

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Kim Kardashian Hid Divorce From Bruce Jenner

Because it was more important the news ‘leak’ to TMZ.com first, Kim Kardashian neglected to tell Bruce Jenner she filed for divorce. At the time the filing, TMZ reported that Kardashian broke the news to family with an email. Except she didn’t tell estranged husband Kris Humphries nor Jenner, both of whom learned of the filing when you did. Jenner told OK! Magazine: ‘I’m smart enough to stay out of all those things. I have given them advice through out the years, but in this particular case I kept my mouth shut. I didn’t want to… you don’t get involved in love. Just hope for the best. Actually, I found out she was getting divorced by hearing about it on the news and stuff. I was like, the last to know. But I could hear telephone conversations in other rooms happening and I knew something was up but I didn’t know it was that bad until after.’ 10 photos of Kardashian outside Live With Kelly, then wearing fur outside her NYC hotel.

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Kim Kardashian Will Never Be Betsy Wetsy

Us Weekly recently claimed the Kardashian sisters would be made into Barbie Dolls (missing the chance to revamp Betsy Wetsy, tbh). However, it appears the story is just the work of Us Weekly’s creative fiction department because a rep from Mattel says, LOL, NOPE! ‘As popular as the Kardashian sisters are, at this point in time we are not manufacturing Barbie-branded Kardashian dolls.’

Kim Kardashian Made A Bad Business Decision

…in buying headgear made of synthetic tinkles and not pure tinkles, straight from the source. I jest, she made a bad business decision by dropping the charade mid-shill when there were preggo dollars to be made. Kim Kardashian was on this morning’s Live With Kelly on which Kelly Ripa fawned over her porn star co-host then asked WTF with the divorce. Kardashian replied using the logic of a disillusioned 12-year-old writing in her dream journal: ‘I think me being such a hopeless romantic I wanted to believe in something so badly… If this was a business decision and I really made all that money that everyone claimed we made from the wedding and it was just for TV, I’m a smart businesswoman, I would have stayed married longer. This is a bad business decision, do you know what I mean? If you really think about it, it doesn’t make sense that everyone says that. I really didn’t think that following my heart would create this much backlash. I definitely tried everything I felt like I could, but I would also hear stories of people who had kids and started this life and stayed married for years and it ended up not working out. I just felt like if I don’t feel in my heart this is right then why wait years to have the same result?’ Her appearance is below.

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Those Aren’t Drops Of Urine On Her Forehead

Kim, I am disappoint. Here’s Kim Kardashian with droplets of something that isn’t urine on her forehead because the only thing better than tinkles is headgear that looks like tinkles. Wearing an evil eye talisman because she needs the help, here’s Kardashian with security carrying her bags out of Chanel, Beverly Hills CA.

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Kris Jenner Tanked That Kardashian Magazine

Kris Jenner tanked the glorified shill fanzine that threatened to rob you of about tree-fiddy every time you innocently looked for gum in the grocery line. You should get down on your peasant knees and kiss Jenner’s pimp cane because her narcissism/ control issues allegedly lost the deal that would have landed a Kardashian-only tabloid. Page Six follows up on its earlier report about a deal with American Media Inc (AMI) that owns Star, The National Enquirer, Shape, and RadarOnline.com. P6 claims the Kardashian tabloid idea fell through because Jenner demanded absolute editorial control over it and all other AMI publications. ALL. Effectively, Jenner wanted approval on any Kardashian story published by AMI and the right to demand pro-Kardashian stories only. Good on AMI for walking away for this and the realisation that E! would scoop its Kardashian magazine every week. A source said: ‘AMI chief David Pecker made it clear that there was no way he was going to tell his editors what stories they could and couldn’t do.’ A rep for Jenner denied P6′s claim: ‘Kris has never had a conversation with AMI regarding this issue [of her demands]. But, the allegations contained in the Star article about Khloe not being a Kardashian are completely fabricated, false and untrue. Robert Kardashian is absolutely her biological father, so of course she was upset over their story.’ Oh, that, NatEnq just went ‘F**K YOU, THAT’S WHY’ with a cover claiming O.J. Simpson is Khloe Kardashian’s real father. Jenner reportedly pulled all Kardashian shills from Star.