Kris Jenner took her pimp game to HLN to deny staging the Dubai car scene: ‘We shot the entire episode in Dubai. Everyone is going to take a shot about something and, you know, challenge you at every turn. [I let rumours] roll off my back. [My daughter and Kris Humphries] are great people, and they just need to move on and get on with their lives.’ Jenner and Kim Kardashian were photographed by paparazzi agency Pacific Coast News leaving a Los Angeles studio with their Dubai outfits. Jenner claims the scene took place in Dubai, presumably before the divorce filing, in October. However, the photos prove mother and daughter filmed some of the scene on a sound stage in Los Angeles on December 6 with the images syndicated on People.com and other sites the following day. Kris Humphries wants to make the Dubai scene part of his fraud defense in the divorce hearing and with such a weak counter, dude may win.
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Kris Humphries Doesn’t Want Any Shill Money
Because money laundering would require reading the instructions for the dryer, Kris Humphries has decided to pull a Russell Brand and declare that he wants none of Kim Kardashian’s money. The difference being that Humphries has a prenup so he’s not entitled to any. That didn’t stop him leaking the moot point to RadarOnline.com. Apparently, Kardashian is basically willing to pay off Humphries and she ‘is open to some financial negotiation to end the marriage amicably.’ However, he ‘isn’t seeking a cash settlement.’ Sources add: ‘There have been informal settlement talks going on between Kim and Kris’ respective lawyers. [Kris] has made it crystal clear though that [he] isn’t seeking any money from Kim. Kris doesn’t want one penny from her. His lawyers have said the only terms acceptable for a settlement would be if Kim agrees to Kris’ contention that the marriage was a fraud. There is a stand-off at this point because Kim will never agree to that, she says the marriage wasn’t a fraud. It didn’t work out.’
Kris Humphries To Debate Dubai Scene In Court
Kris Humphries asked that his divorce proceedings be broadcast on television so Kim Kardashian’s fraud could be exposed by third-parties over which she and pimp momager could not exert editorial control in the form of biased edits and re-shoots. The next day, Kardashian leaked her own story to a competing website claiming that she’s never going to let cameras in. Probably because she can’t pocket ad revenue from the hearings as she did in her sham wedding for which she took a 30% cut of all ad sales. There’s a follow-up story on RadarOnline.com claiming that Humphries will use the fake car ride in Dubai as proof that Kardashian pulled shenanigans (she filmed scenes after filing for divorce to make herself look better and faked scenes crying with family that sounded scripted). ‘Kris feels that if this is true and the whole conversation was faked, this would help prove that he got married under fraudulent circumstances,’ says the source. ‘Yes, [the scene was filmed] after the [filing], but this is one clear example that could help sway the judge to grant the divorce on the grounds of fraud.’
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Slowphries Attempts To Give Another Interview
The last time Kris Humphries attempted to give an interview, it didn’t go so well. He gave a pre-arranged interview on Good Morning America, during which he claimed he was blindsided with questions about the divorce. Although what really happened was Slowphries slowed to a halt and had trouble restarting on live television (‘Can a brother get an cutaway?’). This time, it’s pre-recorded but that doesn’t stop every response from somehow winding its way back to ‘BAAASKETBAAALL.’ Before joking that ‘My girlfriend is Spalding,’ Slowphries claims his sham marriage was for realsies. ‘I mean, to me it was real,’ he said. ‘You know, I would never go through something, do something, that wasn’t real or I didn’t believe in, so I can really only speak for myself in terms of that.’
The NFL Won’t Get To Pee On Kim Kardashian
Son, I am disappoint. TMZ.com says Kim Kardashian’s third husband won’t be a football player. But I refuse to believe that Kardashian would voluntarily exclude so many athletes from her dating pool. According to sources, Kardashian is denying the remaining players who’ve not dated her the chance to pee in the community urinal because she’s over it. Kardashian reportedly lost her faith in NFL urine when she broke up with Reggie Bush because his tinkles were off-colour. He needed to drink more water. That’s easily fixed though. RIGHT?
10 photos of Kim Kardashian around Miami, Florida the first week of February.
WOOK WOOK’S VISION IS BASED ON MOVEMENT
Holding awkward poses because Wook Wook’s vision is based on movement, here are the Kardashian sisters topless for some shill campaign. You’ll be thrilled to learn that as soon as Kourtney Kardashain gets that crick in her neck, she’ll be eaten alive. As will UrinalCakes Kardashian, once she unsmooshes her boob.




