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Little Kim Kardashian in her School Uniform

Amy Grindhouse — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 08:06:18 +0000

Megan Fox isn’t the only one we get to see as a young kid today. We also get to see little Kim Kardashian. Kardashian shared the photo of herself on her official website. In the picture she is four-years-old, in her uniform, as she attends pre-school at Buckley. She appears to have not had an awkward phase, either. Should I find any other photos of celebrities who came out of the womb prettier than I, don’t judge me for giving up all together and drinking the Kool-Aid.

Some further baby pictures Kardashian posted before, from her official website.

Kim Kardashian: Bebe Kardashian Fashion Show

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 00:39:25 +0000

Kim Kardashian can be seen in these images in a dress that I would have assumed was painted on her, had the fugly thing not included a hood. The dress is an oddity, and not just because it literally looks like she made it herself. The material is some cloth that clings to her butt cheeks, in what I gather are all the right places. Jolly good. The corset looks like the cheapest knock-off leather substitute she could get her hands on. It’s a shame, as the dress could almost have been cute, had the whole thing not looked like it cost a buck fiddy to make.

Announced October last year, the eldest Kardashian sisters designed a line for Bebe. The other two couldn’t be bothered to attend the show, as Kim tells MTV.

“I’m so excited to be here. [...] It’s backstage at my first fashion show. I wish my sisters were here. They ditched me on this one”, Kim joked.

Kim Kardashian discussing her and her sisters’ Bebe fashion line, with MTV.

Pictures of Kim Kardashian at the Bebe Kardashian show during NY Fashion Week.

Image credit to AAR/Fame Pictures, GG/ Flynet Pictures. Video MTV.

Kim Kardashian’s Erect Nips Take Over Twitter

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 01:04:38 +0000

Kim Kardashian has been busy over-sharing on Twitter. This time, she has been combining the two things she is best at; one, writing sponsored tweets and breaking the law by not disclosing them; two, sharing pictures where she expects us not to comment that her nips are erect. The reality star is still pimping out her affiliation with Whatever Corp’s craptastical diet product. Let’s pretend we don’t notice her incessant product-placement, and just comment that she’s still taking pics off computer screens and sharing them with over 2,873,500 fans on her @KimKardashian Twitter and TwitPic. She tweeted two bikini photos, which I guess are mid-airbrushing. Her stomach looks weird, so I assume they got that far, but someone has yet to airbrush her pokies from the purple bathing suit pic.

Video of Kim Kardashian’s Punch to the Face

Amy Grindhouse — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 07:28:37 +0000

Video of Kim Kardashian being punched out during charity boxing match.

Video has finally been released which shows Kim Kardashian being smacked, on the only part of her body that doesn’t offer ample padding. The curvaceous reality star was hit by someone who was clearly not a Keeping Up With The Kardashians viewer. Anyone who watched that show would have punched her harder, methinks, or decked her relatives some of whom were in the audience.

Kardashian said she and her brother, Rob Kardashian, both got badly injured during Kardashians Charity Knock Out; a charity boxing match. Kardashian wore her best Barbie pink short shorts and matching wife beater, along with a darker shade of glove. None of which provided a lick of protection when she was being punched about the face so hard she developed a black eye the following day.

Poor baby, I thought she was being a ham when she posted an image to her Twitter with a black eye. Some of her own Twitter followers accused her of painting on the bruise with make-up. From the video, uh, she totally didn’t. She gets knocked around in this clip. I mean, she takes a good few hard ones to the face. It’s almost as though she had taken a hard one to the kisser before…

The clip has been released by Us, as the match will be on Sunday’s Keeping Up With the Kardashians. You know you’re TiVo-ing this episode, so don’t front.

Kim Kardashian is Sticking Stuff in her Mouth

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 12:20:57 +0000

Kim Kardashian is about as subtle as the 70s porn-tastic undertones in her QuickTrim commercial. The reality star attended Mel B’s Sugar Factory Couture Lollipop Series Launch Party at the Guys & Dolls Lounge, in West Hollywood, CA.

While there, she and the sister who didn’t just give birth shoved some sugary treats in their mouths and posed for the cameras. It’s like, um, Kardashian dear, we know why you’re actually famous, we are just being polite. Don’t make us bring up the whole sex tape/ being peed on thing. You’re bringing this on yourself. We will totally use it against you if you keep posing like this.

More photos of the Kardashian sisters and Mel B sticking things in their mouths.

Image credit to ER/ Flynet Pictures and VAH/Fame Pictures.

Kim Kardashian Denies the Engagement Rumour

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 07:11:33 +0000

Kim Kardashian shot down a rumour, twice, though she was the one who started the whole thing. On Tuesday a bunch of people, who I guess don’t read her blog or her @KimKardashian Twitter, went ahead and ran a story claiming that she has a bet with her New Orleans Saints playing beau, Reggie Bush.

The rumour started when Kardashian joked during a radio interview. Basically, saying Bush may propose to her if his team wins the Super Bowl. Sites including the NY Post ran the story, despite Kardashian blogging and tweeting denials. Her interview can be heard at Bossip at 7:40 into their audio.

Kardashian herself says on her blog, the joke “was taken way out of context by a lot of media outlets.” “In NO way is that a bet I made with Reggie!” she continues, adding, “If you listen to the interview you can hear exactly what I said… It bugs me how people twist stories.”

She tweeted: I did NOT make any kind of engagement bet with Reggie!!!

Image Fame Pictures. Story Gossip Cop, Kim Kardashian, @KimKardashian.

Kim Kardashian Debuts Fragrance Commercial

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:37:55 +0000

Kim Kardashian unveils full commercial video, for her February-debut fragrance.

Kim Kardashian has a heavily-edited and underwhelming commercial to accompany the heavily photoshopped and underwhelming fragrance advert she released last week. The advert is supposed to be classy, I suspect, hence the jazz playing in the background. Being that Kardashian is in little more than a bra, panties, and feather boa, it all begins to feel like a low budget porno. Kardashian is scantily-clad and swinging back and forth in front of the camera in a mix of live action and still shots. Half of it looks like it was shot on an iPhone, the other half looks like it was composed in MS Paint. It’s a little slapped together for my taste, but feel free to share your thoughts on the video.

Kim Kardashian Reveals New Fragrance Advert

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:28:07 +0000

Kim Kardashian is almost recognisable as Jennifer Lopez’s illegitimate daughter from the waist up, and herself age 12 from the waist down, in this new advert for her February 2010 release fragrance. I say age 12, as that was the last time my legs were that damn skinny. I’m thinking either that diet pill crap she’s selling actually frikkin’ works miracles or her pins have been ’shopped down to two tanned toothpicks. Well, whatever, her remaining curves look stunning.

Kim Kardashian Ocean Drive Magazine Photos

Amy Grindhouse — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 04:08:27 +0000

Brunette Jessica Rabbit, and all her painstakingly photoshopped back on curves, were photographed for Ocean Drive magazine January 2010. Kim Kardashian is still on my crap list right now. I got a slightly embarrassing case of the gotta-runs after watching her laxative-effect 70s-porn-tastic Quick Trim commercial. Well, okay, I have no idea whether her diet plan works or not. But, I gotta tell you, I got a great abdominal workout laughing at the baby stripper voice reading that tacky ass script. A few minutes viewing now I have a six pack too, awesome.

The remaining four photos from Kim Kardashian’s Ocean Drive photo shoot.

Image credit to Ocean Drive magazine January 2010 via ONTD/ KKF.

Khloe and Kim Kardashian in Quick Trim Advert

Amy Grindhouse — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:52:35 +0000

Porn jazz, check. Breathy stripper-voice voice-over, check. Slow-motion, check. The two Kardashian sisters who weren’t heavily preggers at the time, check.

Can we uncheck this whole list and banish this stoopid advert from whence it came. The Superficial just posted up Khloe and Kim Kardashian’s promotional Quick Trim video. It’s an abomination and another sign that the human race doesn’t deserve to survive as a species. The now bottomless Kim Kardashian and her much-heckled sister are the spokesmodels for this tricky pile of turds.

It purports to be some snazzy new diet system, however, I’m not so sure. Watching this video gave me a nasty case of the gotta-runs. It’s supposed to be some skinny people diet crap, but surely it’s a straight up laxative. Right?!

Whatever, my bowels operate just fine without this trash. More photos of the Kardashian sisters promoting Quick Trim last year, and the full ad below.

Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian Quick Trim commercial: “Live the Dream”

Image credit to Flynet Pictures. Video Quick Trim found on The Superficial.

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