Princess Kanye put a baby in his girlfriend and immediately left the country. The only times they’ve been seen together since Kimmode started to show have involved her phoning the paparazzi to make sure the event was recorded for posterity. And I guess I was right when I joked a few days ago that Princess Kanye intended to put 18 years worth of child support in the mail and then skedaddle. Because he’s reportedly going on tour the second the baby is born. According to sources who kind of sound like they want to cut Princess Kanye’s pretty face at this point, he’s taking this absentee father thing to a whole new level. The rapper’s new album is expected to drop in June, the baby will be born in July, and he’s touring in August: ‘Kim is giving birth in July, and the baby will only be a few months old when Kanye goes out on the road,’ a source said. ‘Needless to say, Kim is very unhappy that Kanye won’t be around as much because of his work. Even if she flew on a private jet with the baby to see Kanye, it would be impossible for mother and baby to be on the road with him. Kim wants to breast feed for at least the first six months. The baby needs to be on a schedule, and that is hard when crossing time lines.’ Moreover, she will be in Los Angeles filming Keeping Up With The Kardashians. ‘Kim just feels like she can’t win. She feels that both of their work schedules are going to prevent them from spending quality time together after the baby is born.’
EDIT: Realising how bad this story made her look, Kimmode leaked a rebuttal.
