Kris Jenner took her pimp game to HLN to deny staging the Dubai car scene: ‘We shot the entire episode in Dubai. Everyone is going to take a shot about something and, you know, challenge you at every turn. [I let rumours] roll off my back. [My daughter and Kris Humphries] are great people, and they [...]
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Kris Humphries Doesn’t Want Any Shill Money
Because money laundering would require reading the instructions for the dryer, Kris Humphries has decided to pull a Russell Brand and declare that he wants none of Kim Kardashian’s money. The difference being that Humphries has a prenup so he’s not entitled to any. That didn’t stop him leaking the moot point to RadarOnline.com. Apparently, [...]
Kris Humphries To Debate Dubai Scene In Court
Kris Humphries asked that his divorce proceedings be broadcast on television so Kim Kardashian’s fraud could be exposed by third-parties over which she and pimp momager could not exert editorial control in the form of biased edits and re-shoots. The next day, Kardashian leaked her own story to a competing website claiming that she’s never [...]
Slowphries Attempts To Give Another Interview
The last time Kris Humphries attempted to give an interview, it didn’t go so well. He gave a pre-arranged interview on Good Morning America, during which he claimed he was blindsided with questions about the divorce. Although what really happened was Slowphries slowed to a halt and had trouble restarting on live television (‘Can a brother [...]
The NFL Won’t Get To Pee On Kim Kardashian
Son, I am disappoint. TMZ.com says Kim Kardashian’s third husband won’t be a football player. But I refuse to believe that Kardashian would voluntarily exclude so many athletes from her dating pool. According to sources, Kardashian is denying the remaining players who’ve not dated her the chance to pee in the community urinal because she’s [...]
WOOK WOOK’S VISION IS BASED ON MOVEMENT
Holding awkward poses because Wook Wook’s vision is based on movement, here are the Kardashian sisters topless for some shill campaign. You’ll be thrilled to learn that as soon as Kourtney Kardashain gets that crick in her neck, she’ll be eaten alive. As will UrinalCakes Kardashian, once she unsmooshes her boob.
