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Kanye West Knows Urinal Cakes Isn’t Beyonce

Apr 18th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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In a concession that will placate those of you AS IFing all over my Facebook, Kanye West admitted that Kim Kardashian is to urinal cakes what Beyonce is to hideous pants. Because AS IF Kardashian could compare to a real talent. Last week, Us Weekly’s sources claimed that West’s delusions had devolved to where he compared his Wednesday s3x tape partner to his friend’s wife: ‘It’s not a PR stunt. They’re perfect for each other. He thinks she’s his Beyonce.’ Which honestly sounds like it came out of the mouth of pimp momager as she picked their kids’ names. But relax, because that never happened. And West’s back to his d**k photo defense: if he’s not rapping about it, it never happened. Remember, he admitted to the d**k photos because he already rapped about it in Runaway. He said the same when asked about the comparison by the tabloid: ‘Of course there are a lot of media inaccuracies surrounding this past couple of weeks, especially the ‘She’s my Beyonce’ quote,’ West told the tabloid. ‘I would never compare anyone to my friend’s wife. Come on now, that doesn’t even sound like me. If I don’t say something in a rap or on Twitter, it’s not true.’

In related news, Howard Stern is over it. And Khloe Kardashian’s womb is displaying a ‘Vacancy’ sign, despite the apparent admission by her father-in-law. Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Joe Odom’s admission is ‘absolutely not true.’

Added below because they’re new, photos of Beyonce and B.I.C. in NYC April 17.

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No, Khloe Kardashian Didn’t Have A Miscarriage

Apr 12th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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This week’s In Touch Weekly claims that Khloe Kardashian miscarried. A source claims to know that Kardashian miscarried in February, after years of being pressured into having a kid. Although she was reportedly excited to be pregnant at the same time as her eldest sister. The ITW source added that Kardashain feared her husband would leave: ‘She’s scared that if she doesn’t give Lamar a baby, then he’ll leave her. She’s trying to put on a brave face, but it’s so hard.’ Except none of that ever happened because the story reads like ITW pulled it out of their trash folder, not emptied since 2011. Copy. Paste. Kardashian’s rep told GossipCop.com: ‘There’s no truth’ to the story. The rep also tells The Daily Mail: The story is ’absolutely, 100 per cent not true.’ The tabloid cover is above.

Wook Thinks Kim Kardashian Is Rushing In

Apr 11th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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With Khloe Kardashian being the voice of reason, it’s reported she’s concerned her sister is rushing into another relationship. Moreover, there’s a concern the fauxmance for ratings/ iTunes sales could damage Kim Kardashian’s position in the divorce filing. I don’t know about that, I don’t think pimp-momager approved trips to FAO Schwarz and lyrics about getting Kris Humphries fired from the NJ Nets are admissible. Except, perhaps, Kanye West admitting in Theraflu that he’d ‘loved’ Kardashian since before her wedding gives some credence to allegations of an affair (I guess album sales and viewing figures for West’s guest appearances on KUWTK are better PR than sinking Humphries in court). In any case, a source tells RadarOnline.com Wook is concerned: ‘Khloe just wishes that Kim wouldn’t get involved with anyone for at least a year. Kim isn’t even divorced yet and Khloe is extremely worried that Kris is going to try and attempt to use her new relationship as ammunition to score a bigger settlement. Khloe doesn’t want her sister to get hurt again and she is extremely concerned about cheating allegations that have been made against Kanye in the past. Kim is extremely vulnerable, and the last thing she needs is to have her heart broken.’

Slow wants to know whether the wedding shill money was spent on West: ‘Kris absolutely wants to know if Kim spent money on Kanye while he was married to her. If Kim took Kanye out to dinner, bought him any gifts, etc., Kris wants to know how much she spent, if anything at all. Under the law in California, Kris is legally entitled to that money and he deserves it, if it can be proven.’

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Lamar Odom Was ‘Depressed, Moody, Drama’

Apr 10th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Because Lamar Odom quit the Dallas Mavricks, people have started reaching to explain how he slid from the LA Lakers to the Mavricks’ d-leagues to the bench. Without too much blaming his wife or her fame-whore family for wasting Odom’s time on reality television not even tangentially related to his day job, sources are speculating that Odom is to blame for his own demise. More specifically, he’s been distracted and unprofessional since being compelled to join the Mavricks in December. Mavricks owner Mark Cuban reportedly worried about Odom’s perfunctory efforts, speculates a source: ‘The decision was made by the team owner Mark Cuban after Lamar did not play in the second half of a game against Memphis. The team was upset by his inconsistent effort on the court and was concerned about how his demeanor could impact the team’s younger players.’

Despite Odom’s insistence that the separation was mutual, sources say he was basically fired for causing drama: ‘The Mavericks are parting ways with Lamar today. Too much drama, not enough focus on basketball. He just couldn’t get past all his issues, whatever they may be, and concentrate on playing basketball.’

Moreover: ‘It’s not anything with Khloe, in fact, she has been the smartest one in his group and has been pushing him hardest to stay focused on his job.’

Adds another source, Odom has been behaving oddly: ‘Lamar hasn’t gotten over being traded from the Lakers, and he has been depressed and moody ever since the trade happened. Lamar felt that he was ripped away from his Laker family with no warning or notice. He couldn’t fathom the fact that the Lakers traded him after all of his years with the team. Khloe has been extremely supportive of Lamar, but she is growing increasingly concerned for her husband because she has never seen him like this before… Lamar is just lost right now, and Khloe is hoping once they move back to Los Angeles and he is back in familiar surroundings, he will get out of his funk. Lamar wants to keep playing basketball but it might be time for him to retire, which has Khloe even more concerned.’

Kris Jenner Calls Wook Fat For Her Own Good

Apr 4th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Khloe Kardashian covers Cosmo May 2012 with a digitally-rounded/ softened face and body. She looks better than ususal, but that’s probably because this looks like herself from five-years ago. Well she’s shilling her spin-off, that I guess is still on air, by regurgitating samey anecdotes about doting on husband Lamar Odom whose career’s been in the s**ter since marrying a reality star (his teammates appear to blame his wife, rather than his game). Asked whether she’d cook or strip to ease her husband’s malaise, she said: ‘Both… together! I cook for him naked.’ Then she tells samey anecdotes about her family emotionally-blackmailing her into having kids: ‘People make me feel like I have a problem because I haven’t had a kid yet. We were thinking we had to know when I was ovulating. But seriously? That took the fun out of everything. Lamar and I definitely want kids, and when it happens for us, it will happen.’ Finishing with a samey anecdote about her weight (it’s a new interview, I think, but I feel like I read this before): ‘Listen, my mom believes in us more than we believe in ourselves. But she is also our manager and trying to protect our brand. She’ll say, ‘Oh, you’re a little too fat right now.’ If she were just my manager, I’d have fired her right then. You can’t talk to me like that.’ Shilling is for thin people.

The Flour-Bomber’s Sister Appeared On KUWTK

Mar 27th, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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In news that will surprise no one, the Kardashians know the sister of the flour-bomber. Last week, FUR HAG!’s event was interrupted by a de-lousing courtesy of animal activist Christina Cho of whom PETA denied all knowledge or ties. However, Cho had pulled similar stunts for PETA before and won an award from the charity for her activism in 2010. Moreover, Cho’s younger sister Michelle Cho is a PETA spokesperson/ manager out of the Los Angeles office who met Kim and Khloe Kardashian in 2008 for PETA-centric season 3, episode 3 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians entitled I’d Rather Go Naked… Or Shopping. The pimps at E! posted this on their site so I may as well post the videos too, below because they auto-play. Michelle Cho is introduced as ‘Michelle: PETA Manager.’ THANKS Lynne, for pointing this out, as soon as you mentioned it I was like ‘OH, HER!’

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