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Paris Hilton Wants You To Know She Still Has Famous Friends

Apr 2nd, 2013
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Paris Hilton As A Playboy Bunny At Easter Photo

Having been succeeded by both of her former sidekicks, Nicole Richie, her childhood friend, and Kim Kardashian, her former stylist, Paris Hilton’s only remaining claim to fame is that she once hung out with these people. Like this weekend, Hilton spent Easter in the year 2003 and partied with Hugh Hefner at the Playboy Mansion. Hilton also injected herself into a week old story on a slow news day because that’s the only way she can get coverage anymore. Responding to the leaked Ford ads showing Hilton kidnapping the Kardashian sisters, Hilton called the ads ‘stupid’ and ‘ridiculous’ when asked for comment by TMZ.

Look At It. LOOOOOK AT IIIIIT!

Apr 1st, 2013
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Khloe Kardashian Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction

Khloe Kardashian Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction

Khloe Kardashian Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction

There’s a rule in the whorehouse that says only two of the three Kardashian sisters at a time are allowed to be the ‘cute’ or ‘thin’ ones. And since Kim Kardashian is hiding in plain sight as the first couch you ever had sex on, Khloe Kardashian is allowed to fill her spot as the other skinny sister. Showing her gams after having them shaved especially, Khloe wore this blue and white mini-dress on a family outing. Except even inanimate objects pull focus where this family is concerned, so it flew up in front of paparazzi exposing her Spanx.

The X Factor Just Fired Khloe Kardashian

Feb 19th, 2013
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Khloe Kardashian E! 2012 Upfront Photo

It turns out that hiring someone based on their sister’s ability to take a hard one to the face actually isn’t a great way to run a business (just like hiring two former Disney stars and hoping they will go off their meds in time for the live shows is also not great for business). Because Khloe Kardashian and the X Factor are done professionally even though the show still wants to be special friends with seasoned host Mario Lopez. According to the New York Post, Kardashian is unemployed even though she made sure to tell anyone who would listen that she would love to come back for another season. She wants to come back but she’s not welcome back. ‘They are asking Mario to come back… but not Khloe,’ says a source. A hosting expert, Marki Costello adds, ‘I am sure there was a big percentage of Khloe’s fans who followed her to X Factor. But at the end of the day, when she doesn’t know what she is doing, are you helping your show or hurting it? It was really hard for me to watch Mario with her [because] it made me, as a viewer, almost uncomfortable.’ According to the same report, fired judge Cheryl Cole who sued over her dismissal is in talks to return to the show.

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Khloe Kardashian: I’m Happy With Myself If I’m A Little Heavier

Jan 21st, 2013
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Khloe Kardashian lost a bunch of weight when her own mother called her fat. But people still made fun and all that changed was she was hungry all the time so she let herself gain the weight back. And today, Kardashian says she’s happier at the heavier weight: ‘A few years ago I lost 30 pounds and people still wanted to criticize. I’m happy with myself if I’m a little heavier. I realized: Why am I trying to conform to someone else’s idea of beauty? I think I’m beautiful either way.’

Who Wants A Giant Sports Bra Dripping With Wook Sweat?

Jan 8th, 2013
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Khloe Kardashian is selling her used clothes on eBay through a page that’s giving a portion of the proceeds to her husband’s charity. And because giant things mean giant monies, Kardashian is selling one of her used sports bras which means for as little as $5 you can have a cheap tent for your kids, or a grown person fort for yourself (so long as you don’t mind your forts smelling of flop sweat).

Wook Wook Will Have Second Dinner & Pudding If She Wants To

Nov 7th, 2012
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The Kardashian sisters cover Cosmopolitan UK December 2012 because they’re selling stolen clothing designs here now having saturated the American market. Inside the issue, WOOK WOOK HAS A SAD BECAUSE WOOK WOOK ATE ‘EM KIM KARDASHIAN FOR SECOND DINNER AND KOURTNEY KARDASHIAN AS A PRE-GO JUICE & LIGHTS OUT TIME SNACK. Asked about her weight in a bulls**t article about inner-confidence, Khloe Kardashian replied: ‘It isn’t easy. My weight fluctuates, like any normal girl, and I have times when I feel insecure. So if I come under scrutiny at one of those times, then I might get really down on myself. But the next day, I might be like, ‘Oh, f**k off, I’m so much better than that.’ I have moments of weakness, but mostly I brush the criticism off… Who cares if I’m not a size zero? I don’t want to be… I love my body; I’m healthy, I work out. But I also enjoy life… the more scrutiny I am under, the more confident I become. I am who I am. I can’t do anything about it, and I love who I am.’

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