Zooey Deschanel is still butthurt at being compared to Katy Perry. The women don’t have the exact same complexion, or the same nose, or the same dirty pillows. But they look enough alike in real life for it to annoy Deschanel. In 2009, 31-year-old Deschanel made the following passive-aggressive remark: ‘It’s a little bit annoying, to be totally blunt. The only similarity that we have is that we look a little bit alike. I have met her before. She seems like a nice person. I’m happy that she’s famous enough now that she’s not going out and being mistaken for me… I used to get, ‘I heard you were out at such-and-such club drinking whiskey!’ [when] I was at home watching TV. I think we lead very different lives. At some point I feel like this will stop being a thing. I like the way my life goes. It’s sort of strange to be associated with someone that’s doing such different stuff than me. It’s weird.’ Deschanel spoke to MTV recently about being mean to a kid… BECAUSE F**K THEM, THAT’S WHY. ‘One time I was at the Grammys and a girl came up to me and asked for my autograph,’ said Deschanel. ‘And then she was like…’What??’ I was like, ‘Oh, I know who you’re looking for. She’s over there.”
