Katy Perry turned up to a red carpet wearing a hideous dress with a goofy face sewn onto it. What a completely random occurrence that has never happened before. Because it could be some time before this happens again, I’m going to log all the photographic evidence of this dress below. That way, when she [...]
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Katy Perry, Russell Brand: No Trial Separation
Katy Perry and Russell Brand have been on Twitter to prove that they love each other so much, they even Twitter Fap ™ together. It had been reported that the love was gone, and they’d resorted to Twitter Fapping in different rooms, or even under different roofs. But, it’s lies. They’re still very much together. [...]
Wanna See A Redhead Katy Perry In A Bikini?
Katy Perry is a redhead today. Because it’s opposite day and anything’s possible in a world where Lindsay Lohan remains a delinquent and deceitful alcoholic. In what I can only assume is a test of people’s observational skills, Perry did something to her hair. That hair. Look, up there. A couple of inches up from [...]
Katy Perry Admits She Can’t See Her Own Feet
Katy Perry covers Rolling Stone, for a second time, for the double Summer issue. This time, she’s under the harsh glare of Uncle Terry’s molester lens. I don’t know what’s going on with that bra. I think it’s supposed to be a Hershey’s Kisses bra. Which would mean we’re supposed to kiss her dirty pillows. [...]
Katy Perry Extended Last Friday Night Video
Katy Perry has released an extended eight-minute version of her Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F) music video for those fans who can’t survive on four minutes of her breasts wrapped in neon 80s garb. After days of teasers mentioning that Rebecca Black, whose video has reached over 160,000,000 views on YouTube, would be in the video, [...]
YOU’RE NOT ALLOWED TO LOOK AT KATY PERRY
A 45-page-long rider of demands for the U.S. leg of Katy Perry’s 2011 world tour has been released. And in it, a certain member of her team is contractually-forbidden from looking at her. First things first, because no one likes wire hangers, this is possibly the longest rider I’ve seen. Some riders are long and [...]
