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Katy Perry and John Mayer Broke Up Again

Mar 20th, 2013
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John Mayer and Katy Perry Celebrate His Birthday

Whatever John Mayer has been slipping into Katy Perry’s Sudafed P.M. has clearly worn off, because she’s single again. In the relationship that was basically a glorified rebound following her divorce from Russell Brand, Perry allegedly did the chasing and really thought she’d have kids with this guy. Except his d**k is part of the community property in someone else’s divorce so… not so much. According to People.com and Us Weekly whose sources apparently went through the same trash, it’s over. ‘It’s sad,’ a source  tells Us Weekly. ‘It’s not over until it’s over. You have to see how things play out.’ Adds a second source, ‘She’s leaving the window open. They have both been so focused on work.’ File photos below.

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Katy Perry & John Mayer Made Christmas Time Their Special Alone Time

Dec 26th, 2012
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Katy Perry and John Mayer gave you another reason to drink until it stops hurting by taking their protracted f**kship to the next level and spending the holidays with her parents. Perry shared a photo of Mayer on Twitter with the caption ‘Santa Baby.’ Which makes me think Mrs Claus needs a trip to the only clinic open the day after Christmas. A source tells People Magazine: ‘ They’re happy together and with her family for the holidays. John really likes getting to know Katy’s family better. They’ve spent a lot of time together and really enjoy each other’s company. John is entirely focused on Katy…. and Katy really trusts John.’

Feeling All The Feelings About Katy Perry’s Halloween Costume

Nov 1st, 2012
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Hoping this is the last costume I’m writing about today because I’m out of Go Juice and it’s six full minutes past my nap time, here’s Katy Perry on Halloween dressed as Jane Lane to her friend’s eponymous Daria Morgendorffer from the MTV series (or from Beavis and Butt-head if you’re really, really cool). I’m posting this, now seven minutes past my nap, because I’m feeling all the feelings right in the childhood which is just left of the adulthood that I’m pretty sure is actually dead inside. There are way more of this year’s costumes here and here.

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Katy Perry’s Breasts Are Promoting A Hair Product

Oct 4th, 2012
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Because it’s a slow news day, there’s going to be a bunch of breasts up today pretending to be news which means I’m caught somewhere between ‘sorry’ and ‘you’re welcome.’ Promoting GHD hair products with her breasts while wearing a wig because why not, here’s Katy Perry as photographed by Ellen von Unwerth.

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Russell Brand & Katy Perry Were ‘Incompatible’

Sep 27th, 2012
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At this point, I’d almost forgotten that Katy Perry and Russell Brand were even married. Mostly because he moved on immediately and she’s been slumming with John Mayer who’s pretending to be ‘boyfriend material’ to stay in her pants. But I guess Brand is still being asked to explain ‘So, you’re no longer having sex with Katy Perry… on purpose?’ and this time it’s Australia’s 60 Minutes who’s asking ‘Really?’ to which Brand responded with a drug analogy: ‘Sometimes it goes well, sometimes it don’t, but if you sort of sense there’s an incompatibility, then in any relationship regardless of the status of the individual, it kind of is best to go separate ways… I think if you’re someone who’s really into mountain biking, it would be good to go out with someone else who’s into mountain biking, and if you’re really into Eastern mysticism, go out with someone else whose into Eastern mysticism… I think if you’re a devoted tennis professional and you get married to a crystal meth addict, you might have trouble… I’ve been in a lot of trouble.’

John Mayer Knows He’s ‘A Bit Of Douche,’ He’s Only Pretending To Be ‘Boyfriend Material’

Sep 26th, 2012
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Katy Perry and John Mayer’s protracted f**kship started to get serious around the time Mayer learned that sad face emoji in an otherwise blank email were a totally acceptable way to dump your overly-attached girlfriend. Then they were suddenly on a break. But Perry apparently begged for his return, she even shared photos of them together so people knew they were an item again. All while friends ran to the tabloids to say, ‘Yeah, they’re basically friends-with-benefits except no one told her that.’ And now the same friends are telling RadarOnline this is some kind of master plan by Mayer to stay in Perry’s panties for as long as possible while playing undersexed ‘boyfriend material’ because that’s a thing when you’re not 12-years-old. The source explains: ‘Katy’s friends and family haven’t taken to John at all. In fact, they are worried that she is headed for heartbreak… At first, she was quite careful with John and said she wasn’t ready for a relationship and [she] just wanted to have fun. But now, she appears to have fallen dangerously in love with him and her friends are concerned… John has had his eye on Katy for a while and he had to try and convince her that he was right for her. The best way he thought he could do that was by dispelling his past reputation as a Lothario. He’s never been short of female attention in the past and has always been quick to milk that at every given opportunity. But John realizes now that it made him appear a bit of a douche bag and an unattractive catch. He knew he had to change his ways if he ever wanted to get serious with somebody and he had a heart-to-heart with Katy, telling her he was desperate to change his ways. Katy believed him and now their relationship is moving on. She… has slowly warmed to the idea that he’s boyfriend material.’ Photos below.

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