Because what’s the point in even having a birthday if there aren’t breasts and cake, here is Kate Upton falling out of a swimsuit and holding an impossibly unflattering pose on the cover of Vanity Fair’s 100th anniversary issue.
Kate Upton’s breasts are her gift to the world, so long as you like your gifts without any wrapping. Upton did two Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition covers which is apparently important to people who still buy print magazines. For her second shoot, she got naked in the arctic for a cover so horribly rendered it […]
I ignored Kate Upton’s breasts on the cover of Sports Illustrated because the same breasts were on the same cover last year and there are a bunch more on a place called Bing that you can find on something called Internet Explorer. But Upton nearly died shooting a cover that looks like it was shot on […]
Kate Upton covers Sports Illustrated for a second year in a row because the kind of person who pays for print magazines doesn’t know how to Right Click+Save as the whole Internet (some place where you can already find famous breasts for free). Here is the 20-year-old at the Ed Sullivan Theater in New York […]