Princess Kanye is currently on an “Oprah’s Couch Tour”, declaring his love for everyone’s sloppy seconds who’d already been peed on before he got his turn. Anyway… they’re getting married because, at some point between one of my naps, he decided he desperately wanted to marry the woman he literally spent nine months running away […]
Kanye West is at his Kanye Best when he’s using his outdoor voice indoors. Like with this thing he said that probably put him on the no-fly list. Hell, he’s probably already been assassinated. So long, Princess Kanye. May the Whorehousians let you rest in peace. “[President Obama] used to come and visit me and my […]
Because Lorne Michaels actually likes muffins and Tiffany pens, and because the 17-year-old Intern who runs the SNL Twitter can go f**k their hopes and f**k their dreams the second Princess Kanye hears about this, SNL made fun of Princess Kanye and Kimmode on a bit called Waking up with Kim & Kanye.
Kim Kardashian recently shared a photo of her baby and her baby daddy’s rumoured side-piece, Givenchy’s Riccardo Tisci. Apparently, now, Kanye West is out of the house and is somewhere without WiFi. Because Kim has posted another Instagram photo of the little face PEASANTS DON’T DESERVE TO GAZE UPON according to her father.