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Kim Kardashian Is Already A Bad Mother, Says PETA

Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Visit Paris

Kim Kardashian has been keeping the People Magazine cover Kanye West put in there warm by wrapping herself in furs which obviously made PETA mad because fur is only supposed to keep baby animals warm. And People covers aren’t animals! Here’s PETA’s statement about these photos of the couple taken in Paris on Monday: ‘Children naturally identify and empathize with animals. So even though Kim and Kanye will undoubtedly serve as poor examples when it comes to kindness toward animals, perhaps their child will take after Aunt Khloe and choose kindness by rejecting fur. Children who come from greedy, self-absorbed parents could follow their lead or break away and be alienated from and disgusted by them. Kim is a commodity: She is paid to wear things like fur or a particular makeup and to shake hands with dictator, so she is not a good example for a child or anyone else of how to show a social conscience. Thankfully, this child will be growing up in a time when most people know how blatantly cruel it is to buy a coat made from someone else’s skin…so there is hope.’ 

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This Again: Kim Kardashian & Kanye Got Milk

This Again: Kim Kardashian & Kanye Got Milk

Kim Kardashian claims that Kanye West is her pimp now and Kanye West’s pimp hand won’t let her keep fame-whoring. According to Kardashian, West has taught her how to be more private by revealing less and less about herself and by living her life less publicly. Which is obviously why they’re having sex on the cover of a magazine because no one will ever think to look there. And it gets worse inside the issue where West is honking his baby’s mother’s boob. More photos below…

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Here’s Kim Kardashian & Kanye Having Sex On The Cover of a Magazine Where It’s ‘Private’

Kim Kardashian Kanye L Officiel Hommes Cover

Turns out Kim Kardashian was full of s**t when she claimed Kanye West took over pimp duties and demanded NO CLOSEUPS! Because whatever this cover is appears to depict the exact moment Kanye West got screwed out of child support the rest of his natural life because he left a baby in there when he was done.

Kris Jenner Wants To Make 10% Off Kanye West

Kris Jenner Shopping In Beverly Hills

Kris Jenner loves Kris Jenner almost as much as Kris Jenner loves Kris Jenner’s money and so of course she wants to take 10% of the money from the famous guy who put a baby in her favourite daughter. According to reports at the time, Kris Jenner had to change her Depends because she was so excited that her daughter was dating another rich guy. And according to a report today, Jenner had to change her Depends again because she just realised she’s been losing out on 10% of MONIES all this time!!! A source explains: ‘Kris has wanted to manage someone of Kanye’s stature and talent for a very long time. She feels that it could open even bigger doors for her [own] career and she is always looking to expand her client base. Kris has told Kanye that she would love to be his manager even though he has a team in place. She said she would be willing to start out representing him in new endorsements and his personal life as it pertains to the reality shows… Kanye politely declined though as he is extremely happy with his current manager, agent, etc. Kris took it well, but she will definitely approach Kanye again if she sees an opening. Kanye won’t be pressured into anything about his career by Kris. He knows how to say no and won’t be pushed into anything. Look at the announcement of Kim’s pregnancy, Kanye did that on his own.’

Report: Kim Kardashian Is Having A Girl

Kim Kardashian Gets Back On Her Workout Routine

According to someone who heard it from someone who just went through Kim Kardashian’s trash, there’s a baby girl in there (unless there isn’t because the print edition of OK! Magazine says she’s having a baby boy but then it’s OK! Magazine). Us Weekly heard it from a ‘source’ who’s really Kris Jenner, the couple is feeling the only officially-approved feeling about having a baby: ‘They’re over the moon! Kanye always wanted a girl.’ More photos are below.

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Kanye West Is Not On His ‘Suit & Tie’

Justin Timberlake Flat Ironed His Hair For This

Putting a baby in Kim Kardashian did nothing to quiet Kanye West’s righteous indignation about absolutely everything and so of course he used a recent concert to attack Jay-Z’s other best friend, Justin ‘Me, Myself, and I’ Timberlake. Mostly because they pinky-swore Jay wasn’t going to make any other friends. Talking about the new single that seems to have disappointed Timberlake’s own fans who appear underwhelmed at his comeback, Kanye West told concertgoers this weekend: ‘I got love for Hov, but I ain’t f**kin’ with that Suit & Tie.’