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Kanye West Louis Vuitton Shoe Adverts

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Kanye West Louis Vuitton Shoe adverts (also with Amber Rose in gallery below).

Kanye West, along with his naked and apparently comatose girlfriend Amber Rose, appear in a new set of Louis Vuitton shoe ads.

There is something very Diddy about these adverts that is hard to put your finger on. They are dark and broody; suggesting that either West is going for a sleeker look, or he forgot to pay his light bill.

The ads are okay, I guess.

Having heard the two of them were going to be in an advert together, this is exactly the predictable thing that I was expecting. It’s not the worst set of ads in the world, but considering it features the hotness that is Rose’s butt crack, it should be about a 9 on the “Sexy-o-Meter”. At the moment, it’s hanging at about a 6.

Well, whatever, West has some kicks to pimp out. So, be sure to peep these while sat at home on your PC and be too lazy to get off your butt to actually buy them. (Yeah, I went there).

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Captain CAPS Responds To South Park Episode

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Kanye West responds to South Park, via his blog

Kanye West, better known to anyone with sensitive retinas as Captain CAPS, for his over-long caps filled rants, has responded to the episode of South Park, which mocked him.

The episode, entitled ‘Fish Sticks’ made fun of the rapper and called him a “Gay Fish”. He even got his own “I’m A Gay Fish” song!

Kanyezee responded to the hilarity with a surprisingly self-aware retort. The rapper’s itchy trigger-finger hadn’t engaged the Shift key in any meaningful way for some time. And so he was just burning to let us know about how much we hurt his feelings, in a reversed out, CAPS filled, bloody hard to read blog entry.

West makes reference to the fact he probably deserves to be ripped a new Ahole for being such an arrogant prick. Hey, the world loves a talented douche, but the old ego does need reigning in sometimes, matey.

Kanye West parody on South Park (click below for video)

Kanye West parody on South Park

Kanye West On South Park “I’m A Gay Fish”

Kanye West parody on South Park (click below for video)

Kanye West parody on South Park (click below for video)

Kanye West and his flambouant sense of fashion were made fun of on South Park. In the episode, which aired on Comedy Central, West exclaiming proudly that he was a “Gay fish”.

Kanye West has an epiphany and realizes that he is, in fact, a gay fish. He then dresses in a open chested wetsuit and dives into the ocean, while the his song, “I’m a Gay Fish” plays to him humping and kissing various aquatic life.

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Kanye West Facing Criminal Charges


Video footage of the incident that saw Kanye West charged with three misdemeanor crimes.

According to the rather gleeful TMZ.com Kanye West has just been charged with three criminal misdemeanors; vandalism, battery, and grand theft, in connection with the camera-smashing incident at LAX.

The trouble comes from an incident recorded within LAX itself, on 11 September last year. West and his manager Don Crowley were caught on tape in what appeared to be a scuffle with a TMZ photographer. You can click to play the clip above and make up your own mind, but it does seem as though West was being rather aggressive and that after the initial wrestling about, both of the accused had a hand in smashing up a pap’s equipment.

TMZ.com claims that West actually broke their light while they were filming and assaulted their staff, and that Crowley broke a still and video camera. According to the Los Angeles City Attorney’s office, a videotape of the incident showed West and his manager “forcibly wrestling a still camera from one of the photographers.”

Both men are scheduled to be arraigned on April 14. West could get up to 2.5 years in jail if convicted on all counts.

Crowley could get five years (for the six crimes with which he was charged; 2 counts of vandalism, 2 counts of battery and 2 counts of grand theft.)

Kanye West Says He Is God’s Vessel

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Kanye West reveals that his greatest pain in life is not being able to watch himself perform on stage so he can stroke his own massive ego and climax every time his songs change key (okay, I added that last part).

According to Female First he said, “God chose me. He made a path for me. I am God’s vessel. But my greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live.”

He explained further, “I do have an ego and rightfully so. I think people should have an ego. Think about it – I don’t offend people, I don’t put anyone down. Do I name names or bring people down? That’s not my thing. But I give myself big-ups. I feel good about the music I make.”

None of the nonsense above surprises me anymore…

Well, the only thing that stuns a little is I believe it was spoken and not mashed in all CAPS into the keyboard of his LV covered Macbook.

Image credit to  Splash News.

Kanye West’s Girlfriend Is Just As Fierce

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Kanye West can be seen above as he tries and fails to ‘out-fierce’ his partner [Website – Amy Grindhouse].

Kanye West is pictured leaving with his girlfriend Amber Rose from the Narciso Rodriguez fashion Show after-party at the Penthouse in Grammercy Hotel in downtown, Manhattan.

GAWD I’m slow… I didn’t even know he had a girlfriend. Never gave it much thought, actually. I assumed that his CAPS key was the love of his life and the one who got to enjoy sweet nights of expletive filled Kanye lovin’.

Seems I was wrong and ‘Ye is dating some form of femme-bot who is possibly an even more fyah dresser than he. Or should that be, to put it more accurately, he is dating the hotter/ female version of himself!

ANY THOUGHTS ON KANYE’S CHOICE OF GIRLFRIEND? 

Celebrity news and gossip written by AmyGrindhouse.com. Image credit to Jose Perez / Splash News.