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Princess Kanye Skipped Town The Second Kimmode Arrived

May 24th, 2013
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Kim Kardashian & Kris Jenner Shop In Paris

Kimmode took a romantic vacation to Paris with her pimp in what’s probably going to be her last international trip before the baby is born. According to the Daily Mail, the original plan was for Kimmode to meet/ confront, depending on whom you believe, her baby daddy in Paris where they would have spent some quality time together. However, this is Princess Kanye and PRINCESS KANYE AIN’T GOT TIME FO’ DAT. Moreover, he allegedly keeps skipping town. For example, Kanye was in New York last week and left for Paris 24 hours after Kimmode arrived in New York. Then when Kimmode and Kris Jenner flew to join Kanye in Paris, he flew to Milan, depending on whose timeline you believe. According to the Mail, Kimmode is blaming their busy schedules, citing a Karl Lagerfeld shoot as the reason she’s not able to join Kanye in Milan rather than admitting he’s going to disappear the second she lands. Photos from Paris below.

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Princess Kanye Should Have Called His New Album ‘The Princess Kanye Diaries’

May 20th, 2013
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Kanye West Yeezus Album Cover Photo 2013

Last week, RadarOnline.com reported that Princess Kanye packed a bindle full of silk socks and pocket squares and planned to run away from home the second Kimmode pushed out their baby. Realising how bad this story made her family look, Kris Jenner sent an ALL CAPS rebuttal TMZ’s way, claiming Kimmode and Princess Kanye were running away together. In any case, West did record his album during Kimmode’s pregnancy and he will tour when their kid is about two-months-old. And in case you were wondering what could possibly be more important than your first born child, you’ve got your answer. Here’s the cover of his new album, Yeezus, a portmanteau of ‘Kanye’ and ‘Jesus’ because only his school friends call him ‘Princess Kanye’ whereas the cool kids call him ‘Yeezus.’

Princess Kanye Is Going To Run Away From Home The Second The Baby Is Born

May 17th, 2013
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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West Shopping In NYC

Princess Kanye put a baby in his girlfriend and immediately left the country. The only times they’ve been seen together since Kimmode started to show have involved her phoning the paparazzi to make sure the event was recorded for posterity. And I guess I was right when I joked a few days ago that Princess Kanye intended to put 18 years worth of child support in the mail and then skedaddle. Because he’s reportedly going on tour the second the baby is born. According to sources who kind of sound like they want to cut Princess Kanye’s pretty face at this point, he’s taking this absentee father thing to a whole new level. The rapper’s new album is expected to drop in June, the baby will be born in July, and he’s touring in August: ‘Kim is giving birth in July, and the baby will only be a few months old when Kanye goes out on the road,’ a source said. ‘Needless to say, Kim is very unhappy that Kanye won’t be around as much because of his work. Even if she flew on a private jet with the baby to see Kanye, it would be impossible for mother and baby to be on the road with him. Kim wants to breast feed for at least the first six months. The baby needs to be on a schedule, and that is hard when crossing time lines.’ Moreover, she will be in Los Angeles filming Keeping Up With The Kardashians. ‘Kim just feels like she can’t win. She feels that both of their work schedules are going to prevent them from spending quality time together after the baby is born.’

EDIT: Realising how bad this story made her look, Kimmode leaked a rebuttal.

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Wendy Williams Actually Called This A While Ago: Kimmode Is Going To Be A Single Mother

May 16th, 2013
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Wendy Williams called time on the love between Princess Kanye and Kimmode before Kim’s pregnancy started to show. On her eponymous show, Williams has been saying for MONTHS that Princess Kanye used the Kimmode he found at the local whorehouse to incubate a ‘pretty baby.’ Immediately after which he’d put the next 18 years worth of child support in the mail and marry someone else. And now she’s repeating it once more, with feeling, telling the truth so you don’t have to. Williams tells Watch What Happens Live: ‘[Kim] and Kanye will not make it and what kind of mom will she be? A single mom… (They will split) 30 seconds after the baby is born. I believe right now there is probably a plan in motion and Kris (Jenner, Kim’s mother) is probably helping Kim and Kim is probably asking for the help.’ Williams tells Andy Cohen, ’I think Kanye’s about sick of all of it and he might think he has invested too much into this family and he is not going to win. You are not going to pull a Kardashian away from Kardashians. They just don’t really understand what it is like to give up for other people.’

The Kardashians Are Surprised By Princess Kanye Acting Like An Actual Princess

May 14th, 2013
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Kim Kardashian Kanye West on Date Night Photo

Princess Kanye has been complaining about how his wallet is too small for his 50s and how his diamond shoes are too tight for OVER 10 years now. And yet, somehow, it’s water cooler chatter at the whorehouse that Princess Kanye is kind of an a**hole as well as an absentee father. All through her pregnancy, Kimmode ‘The Recluse’ Kardashian has been complaining about dealing with a protracted divorce and medical issues alone because Princess Kanye has been busy looking at pocket squares that really make his outfit pop. And now sources at the whorehouse overheard someone say ‘Even if Princess Kanye is a strong, beautiful Black woman who don’t need no man, he’s kind of a d**k.’ I might be paraphrasing. The source actually said, ‘The Kardashian family members, particularly Kim’s mom Kris Jenner, are growing increasingly concerned about how Kanye treats Kim.’ The source adds, ‘He’s ambivalent about spending time with Kim and the family unit. As everyone knows, the Kardashians are a tight-knit group so it has comes as a shock to everyone that Kanye just doesn’t want to spend time with them. When he does, it’s like he’s got eyes on the exit door to make a quick getaway.’ The source continues, ‘Kim expects to be treated like a princess. She always has been in the past. But with Kanye, she’s not. She can’t see it, however, because she’s besotted. She refuses to soak up just how self-absorbed he is, despite everyone telling her just how it is.’

Princess Kanye Has A Boo Boo on His Forehead

May 13th, 2013
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Kanye West Shows Off His Injury From Yesterday

Late last week, a street sign came out of nowhere and attacked Princess Kanye on the forehead. There were no clues, no suspects, and the only receipts were in the form of paparazzi who need to be fired for failing to do their one job. West and Kimmode went for lunch while looking at property when West collided with the pole. Somehow, none of the photogs caught the moment of collision… only the sound and what happened right after when West attacked more than one paparazzo because it’s someone else’s fault Kimmode didn’t have any Hello Kitty Band-Aids handy. Here’s a sad Princess Kanye the day after the incident.

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