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Katie Price Knows The Real Purpose Of Twitter

Jul 13th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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If you look closely, you’ll see the meaning of life and a recipe for chicken pot pie written just under this woman’s left boob. This is a Twitter picture of Katie Price, better known as Jordan in the UK. Following what I can assume has been months of criticism about weight loss, she posted this picture to silence detractors. So, she’s the British LeAnn Rimes if you will; dealing with talk of her weight by removing clothing and posting the result on Twitter buried under a stream of faps. She posted the photo and a message, which have since been removed, ‘My juice today for breakfast was pineapple, apples, ginger, banana, ginger, orange, mango, natural yoghurt, manuka honey! for lunch roast dinner.’

Katie Price and Alex Reid Confirm Separation

Jan 19th, 2011
by Amy Grindhouse.
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I’m not quite out of the loop enough to think this new, but I was semi-shocked to have confirmation of the marriage breakdown between Katie Price and Alex Reid. The mother-of-three/ former nude model and her cage fighter/ cross-dresser husband have decided to end their marriage-of-11-months; making this Price’s second divorce in a year-and-a-half (her divorce from ex-husband Peter Andre appears to have only been finalised in the last quarter of 2010; September 8, if memory serves). When she split from Andre, she accused him of being a gold digger (this is the same guy who claimed to cry himself to sleep after the split). Okay, sure. I read the statement sometime around 3 a.m. this morning. It’s now closer to 3 p.m. in the afternoon and I’m only now finished laughing. The statement released by Price, below because it’s too damn long to have above the fold, is ridiculous. I’ve covered just about every major celebrity divorce since 2008 and this is the longest/ clumsiest/ most unnecessarily revealing to the point of being blatantly disrespectful statement I’ve ever read. Price clarifies that the marriage was rushed into and a mistake. And that Reid caught her fame bug, and used her son Junior, 5, as a prop; something to which she’s opposed.

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Katie Price Must Pay Damages Over Affair Claim

Mar 22nd, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Katie Price has been ordered to pay substantial damages to her ex-husband’s manager, after being sued. Price and ex-husband Peter Andre had an acrimonious split. That split seemed to have extended to the woman who acted as their manager at the time, Claire Powell. Some of you may remember Powell from previous seasons of the former married couple’s reality show, on which she was a regular cast member. When the couple split, Powell went off to work with Andre as he was her original client. During an interview with my favourite shiny gay, Graham Norton, back in 2009, Price alleged Powell and Price were dating. This allegation was not aired, but made it into the UK papers. Powell says this has damaged her reputation… the way a reputation for banging clients would.

Powell’s solicitor Mike Brookes said the accusation was “very damaging and distressing” as well as being “completely untrue”, and on Friday, March 19, a judge at London’s High Court ordered Price, who was not present, to pay undisclosed damages for the remark.

Powell says, “I didn’t really want to be in court but if something bad is said, which is going to trash your reputation, you have to clear your name.” Price, whose divorce from Andre was finalized in September 2009, has since apologized for the comment. [WENN, Ace Showbiz]

Oh, yeah, before you ask, I was being silly when picking that photo.

Image credit to MAC/Fame Pictures. Story & quote WENN, Ace Showbiz.

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Katie Price Confuses Old, New Hubby on Live TV

Mar 19th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Katie Price made a rather large boo-boo on live television, yesterday morning.

The recently re-married mother-of-three made an appearance on UK television show This Morning. It’s a well-watched programme that airs live, and leaves little room for such unfortunate errors. The reality star was on the show to promote some annoying product/ TV show/ book or another. Or, maybe she went on TV because insessent fame-whoring is her elixir of life and she’d actually die without it. Oh, my mistake. She was promoting her line of edible toddler make-up for which her own daughter, two-year-old Princess Tiaamii, will be the face.

The 31-year-old was asked, by one of the show’s hosts, about her new marriage with husband Alex Reid; she and Reid married February 2, 2010, and Price said on her reality show that unlike her last marriage she was eager to change her last name. Referring to their wedding, Price accidentally mentioned ex-husband Peter Andre, saying “mine and Pete…”. She quickly corrected herself, saying, “I mean, mine and Alex…”. I’m sure Reid is thrilled she’s yet to get the marriages straight in her head. I guess that’s better than yelling Andre’s name in bed.

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Katie Price Flat Ironed her Two-Year-Old’s Hair

Feb 18th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Seeing an adorable and innocent blonde haired, blue-eyed baby with an abundance of curls is an assault on the senses. It’s an assault, I tell you.

Well, not my senses. The senses of Katie Price. The recently re-married mother-of-three will be seen on the next episode of her reality show taking a flat iron to her baby girl’s head. Those innocent little curls never hurt anyone. However they must have posed some threat to British national security that I was not aware of, as Price saw fit to take scorching hot apparatus to her child’s head. You can change heat settings, sure, but that’s hardly the point. One week we’re seeing the delights of Price putting make-up and fake lashes on Princess Tiaamii. Now this. Price’s ex-husband, and Princess’ father, Peter Andre, claimed he had to trim Princess Tiaamii’s hair because of the damage the straightening caused.

Image credit ITV, Daily Mail UK. Story & info. Daily Mail UK, STV.

Katie Price and Alex Reid Shot this Pre-Wedding

Feb 5th, 2010
by Amy Grindhouse.
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Katie Price and Alex Reid look like brunette Barbie and Ken dolls, as they pose for the UK edition of OK! The new issue takes the uninspiring route of pimping out the big-bundle-of-disrespect that is this couple’s wedding. The pair snuck off to Vegas on Monday, and married on Tuesday. They left the kids (Price’s own and now Reid’s step-children), with a nanny. Price has never been the kind of woman to give a damn, and she openly says in her (revolting) interview that she didn’t bother telling ex-husband Peter Andre about the wedding.

We already knew she didn’t tell him, as that was one of the reasons the poor thing broke down on live television during an interview with Sky News.

Katie Price [...] says she didn’t feel the need to tell ex-husband Peter Andre that she was planning to tie the knot: “It’s none of his business. Why would I tell him? I don’t have contact with him unless it’s about the kids.” The happy couple can’t wait to get started on having kids together, saying they want to add at least another two to their brood. When we asked them how many kids they want, Katie asked Alex: “How many do you want, Alex?” To which he replied: “Two or three.” Katie added: “I’ve always said I want a big family.” [OK Magazine]

Are you guys barfing, ‘cos I am. Man, she really doesn’t give a damn. There’s a second pic, which is of their official pre-wedding cover (I guess they need one).

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