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This comes from Page Six, but I’m buying it. Mostly because I’ve been on the eggo preggo train, to wherever it is Jessica Simpson buys her maternity hose in bulk, since watching video of her doing the ‘Mah BACK!’ waddle. I’ve been ignoring the crazier speculation, but I think she’s expecting and keeping people guessing to get a better price for the announcement. She’s supposedly aiming for People Magazine, so long as they can front the $500,000 asking price. Really…

Kim and Khloe Kardashian got $300,000 for their engagement announcements and Kourtney Kardashian got around $300,000 for her baby announcement. It’s not like Simpson’s hot right now. She’s on that weird fashion show with a budget name. She’s not that interesting, nor her star that bright. But no one told her father. Reports Page Six: ‘Sources told Page Six that Jessica Simpson, with the help of her father/manager, Joe Simpson, refused to say she is expecting until she had a deal in place. [The singer] had been shopping a deal to the celebrity weeklies to announce the news and sell the eventual baby photos. We’re told the Simpsons were asking up to $500,000 to close the deal. And Jessica has been hiding an obvious bump in recent photos to keep showbiz’s worst kept secret.’

I KNEW IT! Lies & Style has an eyewitness, to Jessica Simpson’s inhaling of an alarming amount of calories, who claims the singer is pregnant with a food baby.

I guessed Simpson was expecting either a gas baby or a food baby in her dutch oven. But if a random person who stared at Simpson while writing everything she ate in a listicle on their iPhone says she’s having a food baby, she’s having a food baby. Don’t worry, it’s not an IRL baby, there would be no room for anything to live in there with all that pizza. Says the source, who saw Simpson having lunch with fiancé Eric Johnson in Los Angeles on October 2, ‘I definitely think she’s pregnant.’ The singer ordered, ‘chicken-fried steak (which is 2,084 calories, according to the restaurant’s menu), a pizza and a ‘pizookie’ (a big chocolate-chip-cookie dessert clocking in at 887 calories) at BJ’s Restaurant and Brewhouse in Century City.’ Admitting they were jumping to conclusions, the source added, ‘She ordered a ton of food. She has to be pregnant. She didn’t have any alcohol to drink, either. There looked to be a cocktail on the table, but I didn’t see her drink it. She was sipping a Perrier and nibbling off her fiancé’s plate; the cocktail was obviously [his].’ Simpson ate the source for taddling.

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I’m rolling  my eyes as I write this because of the original source, so bear with me. Jessica Simpson has basically been living in sack cloths/ muumuus and animal print potato sacks for the last few weeks. She’s been gaining significant amounts of weight, even though she’s probably going to get married before year’s end. And she’s forever covering her stomach with a huge purse. THESE ARE the most recent photos of Simpson, taken yesterday afternoon as she spent time in Los Cabos, Mexico with fiance Eric Johnson and sister Ashlee Simpson. InTouch Weekly bolted out of the gate with this gem: ‘The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it turns out, the pair has something even better to celebrate. A source close to Jessica and Eric tells In Touch the couple is expecting their first child.’ ITW’s source adds ‘She’s already having kooky cravings! [Especially nacho chips dipped in chocolate] which satisfy her urge for salty and sweet’ cheese-flavored popcorn and non-alcoholic margaritas. She swapped booze for chips one time and she’s getting heavier. Okay then. ITW is claiming this as ‘exclusive confirmation’ and it’s probably going to be their cover this Wednesday. Celebuzz.com adds this ambiguous little number, someone’s confirming a pregnancy soon: ‘People Magazine is said to be coming out with a special pregnancy announcement within the next few weeks.’

Simpson in animal print September 13 in B.H.; Simpson in black August 15 in L.A.

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