Chestyca Simpson wants to take a break from flushing her career down the sh*tter, to get her some of that “learnin’” every body’s always talking about [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Chesty claims to have been inspired by the book ‘The Da Vinci Code’ and says that she wants to go to big girl school, with the other [...]
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Jessica Simpson May Know How To Read?
Chesty-ca Simpson Should Not Sing Live: Video
Chesty-ca Simpson and her fail outfit appeared on Good Morning America to promote her sh*tty new album [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Simpson, her fail dress, fail hair and fail voice, all took to the stage and massacred her only descent hit – her old number one, “With You”.
Just one line into the live performance, Simpson [...]
Chesty-ca Simpson’s Boobies Are Disturbing
Question: Who thinks mah darlin’ country music fans are too f*cking easily shocked?
Answer by Amy Grindhouse: *waves hands furiously* ‘Me!’ [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Jessica ‘Chesty-ca’ Simpson and her boobies upset some sheltered ass fans, while singing ‘Come On Over’ at her Grand Ole Opry concert.
According to People the general consensus was:
“I think she should have [...]
Carrie Underwear: Chesty-ca Simpson Is ‘Fat’
I LOVE Carrie Underwear!
She’s clearly a total bitch, but I love her… you know, that special kind of love that makes you feel all warm in your ’special places’. That’s how I feel every time Underwear tears a fellow celeb a new asshole [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
Underwear outdid herself and by giving the following EPIC-ly [...]
Jessica Simpson Has Finally Given Up
Jessica Simpson really needs to stop giving inane soundbites [Website – Amy Grindhouse].
In this latest incident, Chesty-ca Simpson has given the world an insight into how she feels about her relationship with beau, Tony Romo.
According to Star, Simpson has given Romo the nickname ‘FBD’, which allegedly stands for ‘Future Baby Daddy’.
Um, yeah.
A woman who waited [...]
