And, to cap off Opposite Day, here’s a delightful piece of mid-week fiction from Lies&Style magazine about Jessica Simpson. Lies&Style (I’m calling them that, okay?) are slapping together a piece about Simpson’s assumed baby plans. Way into the future, post-wedding. I don’t really understand how being the only one cray-cray enough to run with a [...]
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Celebrities at 84th Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade
The 84th Annual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade included appearances by Jessica Simpson, who nearly fell off one of the floats. Maybe she was distracted tweeting about her love for Eric Johnson, while simultaneously straining to recount further asinine details about the proposal; we need one detail per day, lest we forget she’s engaged and she [...]
Jessica Simpson on Becoming Jessica Johnson
Jessica Simpson has been speaking about husband-to-be, Eric Johnson. The singer announced her engagement six days after her ex-husband did the same, and yet insists the surprise engagement was planned by Johnson some time beforehand. Whatever. She celebrated with mini-pizzas and that’s the only part of this I care about. Speaking about what she sees [...]
Jessica Simpson in Deep Thought on Early Show
There are Jessica Simpson pregnancy rumours today, after she complained about feeling ‘sick’ in the mornings. I’m arbitrarily ignoring that. So, for the only common sense post you’re going to read about whether Simpson is pregnant, check out this post. Simpson celebrated her engagement to Eric Johnson this weekend with a pizza party attended by [...]
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson’s Pizza Party
Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson have celebrated their engagement. 40 to 50 family and friends were in attendance on Thursday night, including a few NFL players and Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz, at the Encino, CA home of Simpson’s parents, Joe and Tina. The party was the usual classy, non-trash fare and totally [...]
Jessica Simpson Engagement Ring Worth $100K
Jessica Simpson’s engagement ring isn’t actually a ring pull, as I’d speculated drunkenly earlier. According to StyleList, via Pop Eater, the ring’s value is in the $100,000 range and is ‘undoubtedly a rare vintage piece, circa 1900′; the ‘old European cut diamonds are approximately 2 carats each’. I still don’t like it. I still think [...]
