OK!’s creative fiction department is taking an easy bet with this week’s cover about the contents of Jessica Simpson’s womb. There’s much speculation about Simpson’s stomach contents and whether she’s gestating a food/ gas/ IRL baby. She could be Internet Pregnant, for the sake of OK! staying in business one more week. Or she could [...]
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Jessica Simpson’s Third Trimester Food Baby
I’m literally throwing this in as a random/ bonus post, following my usual half-dozen, since I was looking for photos of Lindsay Lohan and found these new images by accident. These are new photos of Jessica Simpson’s final trimester food baby, since food babies gestate quicker than IRL babies. She’s due any day now, right? [...]
Jessica Simpson Is Pregnant With A Food Baby
I KNEW IT! Lies & Style has an eyewitness, to Jessica Simpson’s inhaling of an alarming amount of calories, who claims the singer is pregnant with a food baby. I guessed Simpson was expecting either a gas baby or a food baby in her dutch oven. But if a random person who stared at Simpson [...]
Special Pregnancy Announcement Coming Soon
I’m rolling my eyes as I write this because of the original source, so bear with me. Jessica Simpson has basically been living in sack cloths/ muumuus and animal print potato sacks for the last few weeks. She’s been gaining significant amounts of weight, even though she’s probably going to get married before year’s end. [...]
Nicole Richie Denies Feud With Jessica Simpson
Nicole Richie has denied a story, that started in The National Enquirer and ended up in Us Weekly, about a feud with Jessica Simpson. Richie and Simpson are co-stars on the poor man’s Project Runway, the budget-named Fashion Star. The National Enquirer reported that Richie was put together, on time, focussed and aside from being [...]
Jessica Simpson Denies Breast Reduction Report
In good news for lovers of dirty pillows everywhere, Jessica Simpson has denied the In Touch Weekly story about a breast-reduction. ITW and The Sun newspaper reported that Simpson wanted to remove some of the stuffing, making them throw pillows. Sources claimed the singer had always hated her breast size and wanted to push back [...]
